Dinner Saturday - a.k.a Shawn's Mystery Meat

Ahhh, well, I was indisposed Sat. night until 4 a.m. I was obligated to take my li'l brother out on his 21st.

We...
Went to the Irish pub in Ybor
1)Got him hammered
2)Made him go up the escalator, run around up stares, watch him go down the up escalator on the other side, to try to get him to mistake the bronze statue for a real dude (which was foiled about 15 ft before we reached the statue. Th' snot wad figured out my nefarious plan,) Took pics of him grabbing said statues crotch
3)Took him to the cigar shop
4)Took pics of a pimp car
5)Went to 2001 and got him a lap dance and free motorboats for the whole birhtday thing.
6)A two beers, 3 shots of Skyy, and 1.5 long island icedteas later he learned a very important lesson... always tell the strippers it's your 21st birthday, boobies in the face are ftw.

Quote for the night = "I've never had Chocolate before..."





I believe this to be a viable excuse for not showing up. Please accept my doctor's note... and no, it's not forged, I swear.
 
here are the two I could find right away:
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And another:
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I'll dig up the table pic - I can't remember how I named it so it may take a few minutes.