Cut it out

[BeerAd]

No quickies with you then. Ew. It's just plain cleaner at the end of the day. Sucks for you to have to go clean up before the wam bam thank you ma'am.

Yep.

 

[BeerAd]

What am I saying, I let fly rub his ball sweat all over my face.

yup.

 

[wanko80]

No quickies with you then. Ew. It's just plain cleaner at the end of the day. Sucks for you to have to go clean up before the wam bam thank you ma'am.

What happens during the day to make it so bad? I sit at a desk all day. There's no sweat festering or anything. It's not like I'm dipping my dick in rotting animal corpse organs all day.

 

[APRIL]

What happens during the day to make it so bad? I sit at a desk all day. There's no sweat festering or anything. It's not like I'm dipping my dick in rotting animal corpse organs all day.

You sweat naturally. After a while it smells. Ew.

 

[wanko80]

You sweat naturally. After a while it smells. Ew.

Nothing sours worse than vagina juice.

 

[Dharma1521]

Poor Floptical.

Fortunately his massive 'stache can help absorb the tears.

Edit: I'm now uncertain as to who Floptical is married to. Is it you? Damn all you couples who post!

Oh jeez its not like I said that I only want uncircumsized I was just taking up for the percentage of men that are uncircumsized.

And Floptical is my boyfriend. I don't like the bitch he's married to.

 

[VladTemplar]

You sweat naturally. After a while it smells. Ew.

Most of those smells are pheromonal in nature, they're designed to attract women.

But yes, there is sweat too, and that does smell bad.

 

[JAXvillain]

Nothing sours worse than vagina juice.

especially coming out of a lady that drinks grease

 

[Dharma1521]

I told you I thought your little Orion freckle constellation was cute, didn't I?

Is that for true? B/c i have an Orion freckle constellation on my arm. Not my penis, cause I don't have one.

Anymore . . .

 

[BeerAd]

What happens during the day to make it so bad? I sit at a desk all day. There's no sweat festering or anything. It's not like I'm dipping my dick in rotting animal corpse organs all day.

Why are some men uncircumcised?

The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.

 

[BeerAd]

Bishop in a Turtle Neck, haha

 

[ZRH]

Is that for true? B/c i have an Orion freckle constellation on my arm. Not my penis, cause I don't have one.

Anymore . . .

ZOMG!

 

[BeerAd]

Is that for true? B/c i have an Orion freckle constellation on my arm. Not my penis, cause I don't have one.

Anymore . . .

Freckles on your penis eh? We call them Herpes where I am from

 

[Sarcasmo]

Freckles on your penis eh? We call them Herpes where I am from

So what do you call the oozing pustules?

 

[JAXvillain]

So what do you call the oozing pustules?

flavor pockets

 

[BeerAd]

So what do you call the oozing pustules?

Hot Pockets

 

[VladTemplar]

Hot Pockets

Ba-zing

 

[dbzeag]

Only youd care what another guy's dick looked like.

*cough cough*

 

[dbzeag]

Why are some men uncircumcised?

The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.

Why are some circumcized? Because Jewish priests thought that would be an easier way to keep men cleaner before the invention of soap.

It is still being done because of tradition or habit.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Why are some circumcized? Because Jewish priests thought that would be an easier way to keep men cleaner before the invention of soap.

It is still being done because of tradition or habit.

And because it just looks better. Because I said so.