GAY Couples who always have to be together are lame

Time for a wickie rant thread.

So whenever I try to hang out with my bro he always has to bring his fucking girlfriend. We made plans to go fishing and he calls me the night before and says he can only come if he brings her with. I say fuck it lets cancel then.

Now don't get me wrong I like his girlfriend but sometimes i would like to hang out with my lil bro by myself. Last time we hung out alone she got mad at him and left for the night. All we did was go to a park and play disc golf. People who can't go anywhere without their bf/gf/so are fucking weird


That IS weird. Most couples I’ve known couldn’t wait to get away from each other. Buncha reprobates.
 
@APRIL is my fucking soulja. We're rarely separated. If a friend of mine didn't like that, well then, we don't have to hang out.

What if a friend likes her way too much?




What if an internet persona is obsessed with her and is stalking her and always trying to convince her to change continents and live with him and a dozen cats?




I'm just asking for a friend.
 
@APRIL is my fucking soulja. We're rarely separated. If a friend of mine didn't like that, well then, we don't have to hang out.
To be fair to Wickie, according to his story, she got mad when they had alone time.
Whether or not Wickie is, again, playing fast and loose with the truth is another matter.