GAY Couples who always have to be together are lame

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Time for a wickie rant thread.

So whenever I try to hang out with my bro he always has to bring his fucking girlfriend. We made plans to go fishing and he calls me the night before and says he can only come if he brings her with. I say fuck it lets cancel then.

Now don't get me wrong I like his girlfriend but sometimes i would like to hang out with my lil bro by myself. Last time we hung out alone she got mad at him and left for the night. All we did was go to a park and play disc golf. People who can't go anywhere without their bf/gf/so are fucking weird

 

[tre]

i think the girlfiend wants to fuck you

 

[adi]

sue them wickie, sue all couples everywhere

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

i think the girlfiend wants to fuck you

oh god i hope not. she is what you call a midnight bitch. a chick you only take out late at night so no one you knows sees you with her

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im sure you could take your boyfriend and they wouldnt mind

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Im sure you could take your boyfriend and they wouldnt mind

I will ask him if i can bring you

 

[APRIL]

Time for a wickie rant thread.

So whenever I try to hang out with my bro he always has to bring his fucking girlfriend. We made plans to go fishing and he calls me the night before and says he can only come if he brings her with. I say fuck it lets cancel then.

Now don't get me wrong I like his girlfriend but sometimes i would like to hang out with my lil bro by myself. Last time we hung out alone she got mad at him and left for the night. All we did was go to a park and play disc golf. People who can't go anywhere without their bf/gf/so are fucking weird

Sounds like a toxic relationship. Give your brother advice to dump her as he ....


...he's your brother so he probably can't do better. Scratch that.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I will ask him if i can bring you

Id go with ya sweetie pie
Id even let ya bait my hook

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Sounds like a toxic relationship. Give your brother advice to dump her as he ....


...he's your brother so he probably can't do better. Scratch that.

Yes it is toxic but he has a kid with her so he is screwed for 18 years

 

[pacojas]

ugh. girls are icky

 

[tre]

ugh. girls are icky

Mine’s awesome

 

[APRIL]

Mine’s awesome

Can confirm.

 

[pacojas]

Can confirm.

you’re not icky, either!

 

[HipHugHer]

Things are already going sideways with that chick aren't they Wicks?




Does their thing really go sideways? Cause that would be awesome.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

with asian gurl? Nah things are good. Every Saturday we go and do something, even if it is something as simple as a nature hike.

 

[tre]

Can confirm.

She just won new business of the year from our local chamber of commerce - she’s been kicking ass this year.

 

[APRIL]

She just won new business of the year from our local chamber of commerce - she’s been kicking ass this year.

You sound proud. That's awesome!

 

[fly]

@APRIL is my fucking soulja. We're rarely separated. If a friend of mine didn't like that, well then, we don't have to hang out.

 

[APRIL]

@APRIL is my fucking soulja. We're rarely separated. If a friend of mine didn't like that, well then, we don't have to hang out.

Heck ya, but we're also not so unhealthy that we can't hang out with out each other.

 

[Immigrant]

I love the heck out of you people. I have to thank Nukes for pointing me here.