Checkout my new inflatable toy...

[bast_imret]

I hope a meteor strikes the Atlantic and submerges your entire coastline. LONG LIVE THE MIDWEST!!

go fuck a cow

 

[bast_imret]

I'll be sure to stop by costco and pick up one of those jumbo packs... that should last us the weekend eh? better pick up 2....

I like where this is going . . . Good thing I've got plenty of backup rechargeables for the camera.

 

[bast_imret]

As long as y'all don't plan it near Memorial day, I could probably convince the wifey, I know she's always wanted to go to Savannah.

I hope tickets from Boston to Savannah are cheap

Maybe I'll start a thread about it!

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I like where this is going . . . Good thing I've got plenty of backup rechargeables for the camera.

Perfect....
wait- seems to me I remember reading something that you, theac and fb are getting shipped off to a hotel that night

 

[bast_imret]

Perfect....
wait- seems to me I remember reading something that you, theac and fb are getting shipped off to a hotel that night

I already found myself a job though. You'll need someone with the fresh batteries for the toys on standby to prevent as much downtime as possible. Like those kids that go get the stray balls in tennis matches.

"Oh shit, the Jackrabit just died after three straight continuous hours of orgasmic use."

*swoosh, click click, whirrrrrrr*

"ooooooooooooooo"

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I already found myself a job though. You'll need someone with the fresh batteries for the toys on standby to prevent as much downtime as possible. Like those kids that go get the stray balls in tennis matches.

"Oh shit, the Jackrabit just died after three straight continuous hours of orgasmic use."

*swoosh, click click, whirrrrrrr*

"ooooooooooooooo"

Ok fine, fine. We have a job for you, but what about FB and theac? Or shall we just ship them off alone to the motel

 

[bast_imret]

Ok fine, fine. We have a job for you, but what about FB and theac? Or shall we just ship them off alone to the motel

With a couple tubes of

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

With a couple tubes of

http://www.supload.com/012005/cream.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
:lol:
Oh oh oh! Will theac de flower FB's bum? :fly:

 

[Fat Burger]

Oh hell no!

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

aww c;mon pumkin'

 

[Fat Burger]

aww c;mon pumkin'

Just because you're bi, doesn't mean I have to be

 

[JJ Lady]

Just because you're bi, doesn't mean I have to be

Is it a requirement of women who sign up for this forum?

 

[water]

Is it a requirement of women who sign up for this forum?

I've been trying to subtly talk Kiwi into it for years, so far she hasn't bitten...anyone other than me anyway.

 

[bast_imret]

Oh oh oh! Will theac de flower FB's bum?

are you kidding me? Dov did that awhile ago. FB's nice and loose now, can take a whole firehydrant up there.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Is it a requirement of women who sign up for this forum?

no.

 

[b_sinning]

http://www.weedcity.com/shop/product.asp?P_ID=180&numLanguageID=1

I thought the new title rape meant this.

 

[BigDov]

are you kidding me? Dov did that awhile ago. FB's nice and loose now, can take a whole firehydrant up there.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

are you kidding me? Dov did that awhile ago. FB's nice and loose now, can take a whole firehydrant up there.

I always wondered why FB would come back from lunch with him extra happy

 

[BigDov]

I always wondered why FB would come back from lunch with him extra happy

Wait, you mean, you weren't extra happy after pizza???

*cries*

 

[Pandora]

Is it a requirement of women who sign up for this forum?

It should be. But all non-bi womenz who are currently posting can stay cuz you're still .