Checkout my new inflatable toy...

[smileynev]

...http://www.playstarinc.com/playsets/diy/super-star/g-front.asp

Its gonna kick some major ass when I get it all together. Everyone's invited, except theac. He can chill on the side and play with his matchbox cars.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

do I have to wear underwear when I go down the slide?

 

[theacoustician]

...http://www.playstarinc.com/playsets/diy/super-star/g-front.asp

Its gonna kick some major ass when I get it all together. Everyone's invited, except theac. He can chill on the side and play with his matchbox cars.

Where the fuck do you get money for all this shit?

 

[smileynev]

Where the fuck do you get money for all this shit?

Never heard of credit cards before? Free money!!!

No. Actually we will probably be taking out a small home equity loan to pay for that, finishing off the rest of the house, and a few other small things. I would prefer not to do it, but at this point for my wife's sanity and to save some money in the long run its probably the best way to go.

 

[Sarcasmo]

My neighbor has one of those. The rock-climbing wall is pretty cool. Sometimes late at night I sneak over and play on it when no one can see me. Covering my naked body in camouflage paint seems to help, too.

 

[Pandora]

Where the fuck do you get money for all this shit?

His 'night job'.

 

[smileynev]

do I have to wear underwear when I go down the slide?

how furry is your ass?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

how furry is your ass?

"man" furry

 

[smileynev]

"man" furry

ahh, good. If it was smooth like theac's you might burn your bum on a hot day.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

This product is intended for single-family residential use only, by children ages two to ten and a maximum weight of 105 pounds. Any recommendation over 10 years of age or 105 pounds exceeds the upper limits specified in the American Society for Testing and Materials (ASTM) Home Playground Safety Standard. In order for PlayStar to comply with the ASTM Standard, we cannot recommend anyone above these limits.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

105 pounds?
Nev wouldnt be able to get his left ass cheek on it then

 

[smileynev]

Yeah, kinda sucks. They make industrial strength swings and rings that you can buy for adults. I think the slides and platforms will be fine for most adults. Each component has an individual weight limit. I, for instance, could use all of the items except the rings and the swings.

 

[theacoustician]

ahh, good. If it was smooth like theac's you might burn your bum on a hot day.

fly's ass is hairless. He showed it to me *shudder*

 

[smileynev]

fly's ass is hairless. He showed it to me *shudder*

I'm sure he waxes it at least once a day.

 

[CletusJones]

fly's ass is hairless. He showed it to me *shudder*

I'm sure the question on everyone's mind now is: did you enjoy it?

 

[theacoustician]

I'm sure the question on everyone's mind now is: did you enjoy it?

Pandora and Zoe will confirm that I was clutching my head and screaming "my eyes, my eyes" for several minutes afterwards.

 

[CletusJones]

Pandora and Zoe will confirm that I was clutching my head and screaming "my eyes, my eyes" for several minutes afterwards.

MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!!!

 

[Pandora]

Pandora and Zoe will confirm that I was clutching my head and screaming "my eyes, my eyes" for several minutes afterwards.

I on the otherhand, was laughing my ass off. I was doing that a lot this weekend. Fly and his woman are teh funnah.

 

[theacoustician]

I on the otherhand, was laughing my ass off. I was doing that a lot this weekend. Fly and his woman are teh funnah.

Yep. They're cool. I miss them already.

 

[tre]

do I have to wear underwear when I go down the slide?

you just have to get up quick once you get to the bottom, especially if the next guy on the slide is underpants-less as well.