Broken Toilet..wtf?

Mean Mr. Mustard

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Sep 30, 2004
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So saturday evening, the wife tells me that theres water all over
the bathroom floor. I go to investigate, and find a huge friggin crack
in the tank of the toilet. No ideas how or why it happened, but there it was.

Heres the beast shortly after installation back in may:

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Here is a pic of the crack in question:
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And here is the shiney NEW beast that I just finished installing:
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I made sure to get a good one instead of putting in another crappy one like
the homebuilders did:tard:

The only good thing that came of this is that I got to smash the old one
up with a hammer.

I havent taken this one for a test drive yet, but the box said it had "super jet flush technology" and Im excited to see it in action.
 

APRIL

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Looks like a mans bathroom. The "don't touch" hand towels are no where to be found. :fly:

Funny pics.
 
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Drool-Boy said:
Im not fat at all
besides, the crack was on the tank around the handle.
I wasn't sure you knew how/where to sit on one
 

thrawn

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reminds me of a thread i started a long time ago about walking around in the dark and cracking the toilet :lol:
 

wr3kt

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Drool-Boy said:
Im not fat at all
besides, the crack was on the tank around the handle.
The amount you push on the handle does not reflect on the amount of force the water.

Ease up, Hercules.
 

wr3kt

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You should modify it so it's a toilet/bedet(sp) with super jet flush technology.
 

wr3kt

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Drool-Boy said:
if you sit on a bidet and the water comes out your nose, then the jets are too strong

Gives "spewing shit" a whole new meaning.