Broken Toilet..wtf?

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So saturday evening, the wife tells me that theres water all over
the bathroom floor. I go to investigate, and find a huge friggin crack
in the tank of the toilet. No ideas how or why it happened, but there it was.

Heres the beast shortly after installation back in may:

Here is a pic of the crack in question:

And here is the shiney NEW beast that I just finished installing:

I made sure to get a good one instead of putting in another crappy one like
the homebuilders did

The only good thing that came of this is that I got to smash the old one
up with a hammer.

I havent taken this one for a test drive yet, but the box said it had "super jet flush technology" and Im excited to see it in action.

 

[I.C.Water]

figures you would crack the shitter

 

[Viremia]

dude, how FAT are you?

 

[APRIL]

Looks like a mans bathroom. The "don't touch" hand towels are no where to be found.

Funny pics.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

dude, how FAT are you?

Im not fat at all
besides, the crack was on the tank around the handle.

 

[BigDov]

I'm gonna go break my toilet right now, brb.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm gonna go break my toilet right now, brb.

Does yours have super jet flush technology?

 

[Viremia]

Im not fat at all
besides, the crack was on the tank around the handle.

I wasn't sure you knew how/where to sit on one

 

[thrawn]

reminds me of a thread i started a long time ago about walking around in the dark and cracking the toilet

 

[BigDov]

Does yours have super jet flush technology?

Definitely not! In fact, I'm kinda surprised it was able to handle the punishment I just dealt it.......

 

[wr3kt]

Im not fat at all
besides, the crack was on the tank around the handle.

The amount you push on the handle does not reflect on the amount of force the water.

Ease up, Hercules.

 

[Lynnakitty]

Moist Toilette?

 

[BigDov]

Moist Toilette?

AHAHAHAHAA, yes, moist toilette!!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

OK, I just took 'er for a spin, and I must say that the "super jet flush technology" is simply fantastic!

 

[wr3kt]

You should modify it so it's a toilet/bedet(sp) with super jet flush technology.

 

[fly]

You should modify it so it's a toilet/bedet(sp) with super jet flush technology.

Thats a really bad idea dude. Like really

 

[Viremia]

Thats a really bad idea dude. Like really

high-powered jets of water shooting up your bunghole =

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You should modify it so it's a toilet/bedet(sp) with super jet flush technology.

if you sit on a bidet and the water comes out your nose, then the jets are too strong

 

[wr3kt]

Thats a really bad idea dude. Like really

You went to wet'n'wild and sat on a jet, didn't you?

 

[wr3kt]

if you sit on a bidet and the water comes out your nose, then the jets are too strong

Gives "spewing shit" a whole new meaning.