THe new one is taller than the one we had before, and now the wife says her feet dont touch the floor when she sits on it
fly said:Its a MANS toilet. Now if you could only paper the walls with Penthouse mags, and have a 2hp motor to flush that thing.
Vilkata said:that's pretty odd for a toilet to just crack like that, porcelain usually is a bit more resistant to things(unless you caused the crack yoruself)
And a grinder mounted in the drain pipe, like for a trash disposalfly said:Its a MANS toilet. Now if you could only paper the walls with Penthouse mags, and have a 2hp motor to flush that thing.
Just install a kegerator in the wall and have a tap set up.Drool-Boy said:Fuck yes
And put a mini fridge in there so I could open a cold beer while Im opening my bowels
that would kick ass
ChikkenNoodul said:That's for when I'm eating buffalo wings on the can and there's nowhere else to toss 'em
BahahahahahahahaDrool-Boy said:My fatherinlaw saw an ad for some toilet that can "Flush 2 dozen golf balls at once" , and he said I should get that one.
I told him "I dont know what youve been eating, but my poo doesnt come out in the shape of a golf ball"
If it did, imagine the home movies you could make.....
"Honey, why are you wearing my nightie and why is one of my slippers hanging out of your butt?"Drool-Boy said:lol fly was trying to get me to make one last night
my camera takes little movies
Id have a hard time explaining to the wife what I was doing if I got caught tho