GAY Brain Teasers

[APRIL]

Darth pooped his own party. Was trying to identify the dumb ones so he'd know who to ask out.

He needs easy prey, eh?

 

[HipHugHer]

Two half nothins is nothin. .

That's why the answer is none.

 

[Darth Handsome]

He needs easy prey, eh?

All you biotches are easy.

 

[Darth Handsome]

That's why the answer is none.

Its from a cartoon, dummy.

 

[APRIL]

All you biotches are easy.

You're mother is quite easy, she's passed out next to me with fuck me hair.

 

[nukes]

You're mother is quite easy, she's passed out next to me with fuck me hair.

Oh my.
Darth is knocked down and tasting canvas.
It's like this all day in the UselessDome folks!

 

[adi]

First rule of Darth's mom....

 

[Darth Handsome]

Oh my.
Darth is knocked down and tasting canvas.
It's like this all day in the UselessDome folks!

Uh Darths Mom jokes stopped being effective around 2 years ago, you knuckle draggers.

 

[adi]

Sorry Darth, lost my phone. in a nasty fkall mood

 

[hydra]

why do they always put the off/on switch either inside the reactor or outside the submarine?

 

[adi]

why do they always put the off/on switch either inside the reactor or outside the submarine?

Syphilis, premature dementia etc.

 

[hydra]

Syphilis, premature dementia etc.

it's cuz of all the gay guys in the navy. if they'd let women in the syphilis would drop at least 4%

 

[Duke]

5. Is none. You either have a hole or you don't. There's no such thing as half a hole.

I refute your ascertation with videographical evidence to the countrary.

 

[adi]

it's cuz of all the gay guys in the navy. if they'd let women in the syphilis would drop at least 4%

Gotta start with something.

 

[APRIL]

Uh Darths Mom jokes stopped being effective around 2 years ago, you knuckle draggers.

Okay, your mom's corpse is laying next to me. I have no shame, she still fucks the same.

 

[hydra]

6% over the next 7 years.

 

[adi]

 

[hydra]

Okay, your mom's corpse is laying next to me. I have no shame, she still fucks the same.

i hate it when women just lay there. i mean if they're tied up it's one thing but even then some emotion would be nice. at least throw up the terror eyes or something, lazy.

 

[hydra]

related:
Rock With You is my all-time favorite song. I listen to it every day.

 

[APRIL]

i hate it women just lay there. i mean if they're tied up it's one thing but even then some emotion would be nice. at least throw up the terror eyes or something, lazy.

You don't fuck enough actresses - that's what you need if you're a bad lay.