GAY Brain Teasers

[HipHugHer]

Some of you here may be too smartypants for this type of stuff but it'll still help teach your kids to think so, here goes...


1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?


2. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it’s highest, how many rungs are under water?



3. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?



4. What is the beginning of eternity. The end of time and space. The beginning of every end. And the end of every place?


5. If it takes 3 people to dig a hole, how many does it take to dig half a hole?

 

[Darth Handsome]

1. Incorrectly.
2. None
3. White
4. I dont understand the question.
5. 3

 

[kiwi]

4 is e

 

[Darth Handsome]

4 is e

Oh jeez im stupid.

 

[nukes]

1. Incorrectly.
2. None
3. White
4. I dont understand the question.
5. 3

If you immediately answer the questions yourself doofus...
It kinda ruins the thread.

Send some of that weed to P.O box 6973 charlotte nc 28205

 

[HipHugHer]

1. Incorrectly.
2. None
3. White
4. I dont understand the question.
5. 3

5. Is none. You either have a hole or you don't. There's no such thing as half a hole.

 

[Darth Handsome]

If you immediately answer the questions yourself doofus...
It kinda ruins the thread.

Send some of that weed to P.O box 6973 charlotte nc 28205

This has no business having a thread dedicated to it.

 

[Darth Handsome]

5. Is none. You either have a hole or you don't. There's no such thing as half a hole.

Half a hole is a hole.

 

[HipHugHer]

Half a hole is a hole.

Size or depth is not in the question. You can't have a half a hole without knowing how much a whole hole is.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

5. Is none. You either have a hole or you don't. There's no such thing as half a hole.

Thems fighting words around here

 

[nukes]

O<<<<HOLE.
D<<<<HALFAHOLE.

 

[HipHugHer]

Kindly old Grandfather Lunn
Was twice as old as his son.

Twenty-five years before,
Their age ratio
Strange enough was three to one.

When did Grandfather celebrate his centenary?

 

[HipHugHer]

O<<<<HOLE.
D<<<<HALFAHOLE.

Those are 2-dimensional shapes. Not holes.

 

[nukes]

Those are 2-dimensional shapes. Not holes.

Its a joke son, i say I say a joke.

 

[thintoast]

I went on a date just the other day
She really surprised me when she didn't run away
Later on that evening she saw me in the sack
She ran away forever and she's never coming back

 

[nukes]

I went on a date just the other day
She really surprised me when she didn't run away
Later on that evening she saw me in the sack
She ran away forever and she's never coming back

That's no brain teaser.

 

[APRIL]

Those were pretty easy.

 

[HipHugHer]

I went on a date just the other day
She really surprised me when she didn't run away
Later on that evening she saw me in the sack
She ran away forever and she's never coming back

She obviously knew how much a whole was if she knew you only had half.

 

[HipHugHer]

Those were pretty easy.

Darth pooped his own party. Was trying to identify the dumb ones so he'd know who to ask out.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Two half nothins is nothin. Thats math, I say thats mathematics, boy. You can argue with me, but you cant argue with figures.