BTW - I think all the girls in this club should wear one of these http://www.enlighted.com/pages/nervebra.shtml You know, as a sort of membership badge.
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*puts on nerve bra* Geez, why haven't I ever seen that before? 
Hell yeah, tell us!
oooo oooo can i talk about all the things that come with labor? i have a wonderful meat puppet story.
Hell yeah, tell us!
Actually, you'd prolly dig it. I think Thorn should send fly some pics.
that is THE most APPROPRIATE thing you could've said. I EVEN HAVE VIDEO. 
oh, and a meat puppet is when you deliver the placenta, and your midwife puts it on her hand and starts showing you the insides and outsides of it. labor, in all its glory, was fine, but when she did that...spange and i almost tossed the cookies. i have it on video.
Why the holycrapfuck would you want to see your placenta? Out of curiosity?
"Oh so THAT's what the nastiest goddamn thing in the universe looks like. Great."
I definitely would have puked all over everyone within at least 15 feet. Probably would have shot myself in the face afterwards too.
"Oh so THAT's what the nastiest goddamn thing in the universe looks like. Great."
I definitely would have puked all over everyone within at least 15 feet. Probably would have shot myself in the face afterwards too.
it was actually very interesting, but very bloody and meaty at the same time. at least she didn't offer it to me for dinner.
oh, and a meat puppet is when you deliver the placenta, and your midwife puts it on her hand and starts showing you the insides and outsides of it. labor, in all its glory, was fine, but when she did that...spange and i almost tossed the cookies. i have it on video.
Sooo are you going to post the video?
April...April...April... :shakeshead: I hope you get allllll that you ask for.
andora:
April...April...April... :shakeshead: I hope you get allllll that you ask for.
BWHAHAHHA
i would if it weren't x-rated with me the star.
I'm curious tho! Just cut out the part of the video with the meat puppet to upload.
Did the midwife put the placenta on her hand like a puppet and make it talk?
