Better UF Club

[Thorn Bird]

I'm curious tho! Just cut out the part of the video with the meat puppet to upload.

Did the midwife put the placenta on her hand like a puppet and make it talk?

i'll see what spange can do. she didn't make it talk, but she did put it on her hand.

 

[APRIL]

i'll see what spange can do. she didn't make it talk, but she did put it on her hand.

NO WAY.

 

[Thorn Bird]

she also took the umbilical cord and was pointing out all the vessels and stuff.

 

[kiwi]

she also took the umbilical cord and was pointing out all the vessels and stuff.

Good thing we don't have your doc. Knyte didn't even want to cut the umbilical cord.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Good thing we don't have your doc. Knyte didn't even want to cut the umbilical cord.

i actually found all of it very interesting, and i appreciated such an intimate lesson. the meat puppet just took me off guard. i had just pushed it out of my body. it was strange. but cool.

 

[Dharma1521]

I was considering joining this fine club, but all the placenta talk has driven me away.

Can I lure you back in with some poo?

 

[Nyx]

oh, and a meat puppet is when you deliver the placenta, and your midwife puts it on her hand and starts showing you the insides and outsides of it. labor, in all its glory, was fine, but when she did that...spange and i almost tossed the cookies. i have it on video.

I got the same lesson when my first was born, after that it was 'seen one placenta, seen 'em all'

Why the holycrapfuck would you want to see your placenta? Out of curiosity?

"Oh so THAT's what the nastiest goddamn thing in the universe looks like. Great."

I definitely would have puked all over everyone within at least 15 feet. Probably would have shot myself in the face afterwards too.

Ahhh, it's not that bad, or maybe my definition of 'bad' is a bit warped.

 

[Dharma1521]

I don't like the road this club has gone down.

 

[wanko80]

I don't like the road this club has gone down.

It's a reflection on your leadership.

 

[Dharma1521]

It's a reflection on your leadership.

Mission 1: Destroy Wonko. Perhaps using a meat puppet.

 

[Wessels]

what the gay is going on here

 

[Dharma1521]

what the gay is going on here

Listen bitch. Don't think I won't put you on my hit list just because you're April's gay brother.

 

[wanko80]

Mission 1: Destroy Wonko. Perhaps using a meat puppet.

Now I'm horny.

 

[Wessels]

Listen bitch. Don't think I won't put you on my hit list just because you're April's gay brother.

the hate is strong here

 

[water]

Listen bitch. Don't think I won't put you on my hit list just because you're April's gay brother.

I think I will put a hit out on you because you've threatened two of my club members in the same thread!

 

[APRIL]

Don't think I won't put a hit out on you because you've threatened two of my club members in the same thread!

The God is unhappy. You must appease him.

 

[Wessels]

KNYTE

 

[water]

50,000 marklar to the person who hits Dharma with a Cherry Pie and gets pics!

Oh wait, Flymart is off. Curses, I have no power here.

 

[APRIL]

50,000 marklar to the person who hits Dharma with a Cherry Pie and gets pics!

Oh wait, Flymart is off. Curses, I have no power here.

At least the knytemart at the other forum works.

 

[water]

At least the knytemart at the other forum works.

, quiet fool, you've said too much.