@nukes was pondering what to focus on for a career. Then he overheard someone saying "the rabbis down at the temple blow the shofar* every once in a while." " Wow" he thought, "sounds like they treat the help good." He decided a life of driving was for him.
*Ceremonial horn, not a southern bastardization of chauffeur
**This "joke" was originally three minority peeps comparing how good their employers treat them.
I wasn't sure about posting that. It's a real old one for me. "Blow the chauf-ar? Damn they treat the help good." If I was really sick I'd tie this in to recent commentary on driving ms daisy. Knot today.
Couple is visiting relatives in Texas and really is not impressed with the whole "everything is bigger in Texas" thing.
Meanwhile another couple is driving through Texas and the wife needs to shit. The husband refuses to stop and tells her to stick her ass out the window and crap.
The other couple sees this as the woman is mid shit and the visiting lady says
"oh my, did you see the size of that cigar?!"
The husband says,"yeah, and them was the biggest cheeks I've ever seen too!"