You hear the one about the train driver that got sentenced to death after he derailed his train?
They couldn't get the electric chair to work because he was a bad conductor.
I like the one in the white blouse. I'll bring her back cleaned up.
I like the one in the white blouse. I'll bring her back cleaned up.
Not the blouse. I don't launder.
Your joke market is about to creche, and you know it.Did you hear about the viking Rudolph the Red?
He looked outside an proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked: What makes you say that?
He replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Splinters.I have a friend that likes to have sex with inanimate objects.
I haven't seen him for a while - he always has things to do.