Bad Jokes

Frau Blugher

Eddie owes me one.
Apr 26, 2016
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A chicken enters a book museum [library]

Chicken : " book "
Librarian : [ hands chicken a book ]

the next day

Chicken : " book book book "
Librarian : [ hands chicken three books ]

the third day

Chicken : " book book book book book "
Librarian : [ hands chicken five books ]

At this point the librarian is curious how a chicken is reading so quickly so she follows the chicken home and peers through it's window. She saw a sickly toad with a cold compress and a thermometer in it's mouth and the chicken handing books to it and the toad replying " read it , read it , read it . "