Pics Au revoir my subjects, me and Di off to Windsor tonight!

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You have chosen the wrong name. The man you refer too would be Obama.

Obama you say? I'm sure he's round here somewhere, Michelle and Di were having tea and cucumber sandwiches together only yesterday!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ooh! Oh my, aren't you a cheeky sort this morning.

Now darling, do I need to have the butler dispose of last night's......conquest....again?

 

[polo]

it's almost too hilarious to think about just how much it costs to keep this enabled, hun facade still running all so we can encourage a few thick canadians to come over and peek at the monarchys shit castles and for the queen to sometimes open a fucking tesco.

joke.

 

[tre]

father, we're out of biscuits

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Keep your filthy hands out of my pockets.

 

[polo]

ChikkenNoodul is playing out his libertarian nightmares on this board

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Darling, kindly get Edgar to show this gentleman to the door.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

father, we're out of biscuits

Go down to Tesco and buy yourself some more, you're a big boy now.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Keep your filthy hands out of my pockets.

I don't need what's in your pockets sir - I just need your wallet.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

OFF WITH HIS HEAD

How far from the tree doth the apple fall son?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm the Bob Lazar of the internet forums!!! SECRETS EXPOSED!!!

I will sue you for everything you have you scoundrel. Good day I say!

 

[tre]

shall we have scotland yard dispose of him in the Thames?

 

[Duke]

I will sue you for everything you have you scoundrel. Good day I say!

Namerape fail. This post deserves to be done by milkaholic Lindsey

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

shall we have scotland yard dispose of him in the Thames?

The tower my boy, the tower for such heinous crimes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Obama you say? I'm sure he's round here somewhere, Michelle and Di were having tea and cucumber sandwiches together only yesterday!

Oh, Michelle? Yes, we had a rather lovely chat about dresses and torturing commoners. She has quite the practiced swing with a croquet mallet as it were.

 

[tre]

Go down to Tesco and buy yourself some more, you're a big boy now.

very well, but i'm taking the lorry

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The butler is already attending to another transgression but he tells me there is ample room in the golf cart for another.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh, Michelle? Yes, we had a rather lovely chat about dresses and torturing commoners. She has quite the practiced swing with a croquet mallet as it were.

Quite so, quite so. Barack did teach me this technique in the swimming pool the other day. Apparently it's very fashionable for the CIA to use in Afghanistan.

 

[Coqui]

If you donate your marklar to me, I will double the amount and return it to you within 1 week.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Oh THAT dreadful cesspool.

I simply do not understand why the Yanks do not drop that awful bomb again, it would be taken care of much more quickly.