Ivan is here to impale the dreadful Morms and those who walk his land out of mockery.
He's all sticky, and there are clumps.
Why are there clumps darling?
FETCH ME MORE TEA! YES WITH WHISKY YOU FOOL!
Now, now dear, don't be frightened, mummy is having a rough morning.
Ivan is here to impale the dreadful Morms and those who walk his land out of mockery.
father, look at his silly hat!
Absolutely. Fucking. Priceless.
You know what's fun? Irony. Irony is fun.
Clearly you have been afflicted with the plauge fine gentleman, would you like a calming salve?
Clearly you have been afflicted with the plauge fine gentleman, would you like a calming salve?
just throw him on the cart with the others
Mummy, the commoners are shouting again
I tried to rep you in American English, but could not with spreading rep around more.
Mummy, the commoners are shouting again
I'm not going to *touch* him darling, that's what the silly-hatted men are for.
I would advise rising above it son. Remember the rules at the zoo!