attn: chikken itza

[JAXvillain]

An entrepreneur claims to have invented a machine that turns a cheap bottle of plonk into a vintage-tasting wine in a matter of minutes.

The machine recreates the effects of decades of ageing by colliding alcohol molecules in the bottle.

The full article

it also works on scotch! this could be a windfall in savings for you chikken

 

[Dharma1521]

Shame on you for partaking in the devils drink.

 

[JAXvillain]

Shame on you for partaking in the devils drink.

how about a body shot bb?

 

[fly]

how about a body shot bb?

You are slime.

 

[JAXvillain]

You are slime.

pushing dharma's buttons is irresistible...why she has more than one clit is a bit perplexing but it's still entertaining nonetheless

 

[Valve1138]

pushing dharma's buttons is irresistible...why she has more than one clit is a bit perplexing but it's still entertaining nonetheless

 

[Dharma1521]

pushing dharma's buttons is irresistible...why she has more than one clit is a bit perplexing but it's still entertaining nonetheless

You have no idea what a clit is.

 

[JAXvillain]

You have no idea what a clit is.

I only said that to you because I already got mine and I just wanted to go to sleep

 

[Dharma1521]

I only said that to you because I already got mine and I just wanted to go to sleep

You know saying things like that about the two biggest sluts on the forum leads to bad things.

 

[Valve1138]

Remember to take pics.

 

[JAXvillain]

You know saying things like that about the two biggest sluts on the forum leads to bad things.

hpv?

 

[Dharma1521]

hpv?

HIV?

 

[JAXvillain]

HIV?

SARS?

 

[Dharma1521]

SARS?

bird flu?

 

[JAXvillain]

bird flu?

hantaviroos?

 

[Dharma1521]

hantaviroos?

polio?

 

[Valve1138]

Hep C

 

[Dharma1521]

Hep C

This is an A B conversation.

 

[Valve1138]

This is an A B conversation.

Slime.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yes, I think I saw this on Slashdot actuallly

It would be an interesting experiment, to say take a fresh run of Laphraoig (Would be hard to get a hold of, since it can't legally be sold as scotch until it's been aged for three years).

"Age" it for 30 years, and see how it stacks up against a Laphroaig 30 aged in their sea-side warehouse.

I'm certain some of their key characteristics would be lacking, since a big part of that is environmental.

Not to mention that scotch doesn't naturally age in the bottle, unlike wine