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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

She knows kung fu

look at the filename you twinkie munching fuckstick

 

[simple]

page 16 is the order page with all the boxes and shit.

no no, not LL BEAN

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

no no, not LL BEAN

I dont think his wife lets him have the VS catalog, ya know?

 

[simple]

I'm not playing any crap here. I have pretty bad burn scars on my face (and elsewhere), and I'm not going to show all of you what a freak I really look like.

how did u get burned?

 

[simple]

I dont think his wife lets him have the VS catalog, ya know?

exactly

 

[smileynev]

you mean besides 2% milk scat fetish vol. 8?

Thats a good start for sure. Probably the best of the series, although I have always been more fond of the filmography and sound work of the Teat for Tarts series. They really know how to capture the agony and ecstacy of bovine nipple clamping.

 

[BigDov]

you hang out with scott too much and it makes you bland, relax and have some fun hot stuff

but I am relaxed

 

[JaymieT]

how did u get burned?

You want the truth? Child abuse, from a family member.

 

[smileynev]

I'm not playing any crap here. I have pretty bad burn scars on my face (and elsewhere), and I'm not going to show all of you what a freak I really look like.

Like we care one way or another. People in real life see you all the time.

 

[simple]

Thats a good start for sure. Probably the best of the series, although I have always been more fond of the filmography and sound work of the Teat for Tarts series. They really know how to capture the agony and ecstacy of bovine nipple clamping.

is that the one that starts off with that bard singing about how the cow blew strawberry milk all over his tunic?

 

[simple]

You want the truth? Child abuse, from a family member.

what the crap

 

[BigDov]

Thats a good start for sure. Probably the best of the series, although I have always been more fond of the filmography and sound work of the Teat for Tarts series. They really know how to capture the agony and ecstacy of bovine nipple clamping.

Oh holy shit...... that really reminds me of when my father in law worked selling dairy stuff to the farmers in Tillamook. Talk about some creepy shit.






you uh, still have my address dude? send me that shit, stat

 

[smileynev]

is that the one that starts off with that bard singing about how the cow blew strawberry milk all over his tunic?

No, that was Princess Anne and the Beastial Bull. Period piece set in Medieval Europe. Too bad they didn't make more after the first one.

 

[simple]

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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I like the way this one starts out

 

[smileynev]

Oh holy shit...... that really reminds me of when my father in law worked selling dairy stuff to the farmers in Tillamook. Talk about some creepy shit.






you uh, still have my address dude? send me that shit, stat

Stories?

 

[simple]

I like the way this one starts out

 

[JaymieT]

Like we care one way or another. People in real life see you all the time.

Yes, and either they look at me like I'm kind of freak, or a few know me and don't care.

 

[smileynev]

Yes, and either they look at me like I'm kind of freak, or a few know me and don't care.

We know you. We don't care. Cmon, post something. If we can look into the mind of elpmis, we can handle anything.

 

[BigDov]

Stories?

Like the time he had to demonstrate putting a intra-uterary device in the cow's cooter??