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another retarded support call

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by shamwow, Oct 22, 2004.

  1. just had a temp filling in for a user on medical leave call and ask for a new keyboard because there are baby ants living on crumbs inside the keyboard :lol:
     

  2. Demand pics.
     
  3. HAHAHAHAha tell her to turn it upside down and shake it. There are all kinds of goodies inside keyboards.
     
  4. When I first started working here I was a contractor, and I was given the workstation of a contractor who had just left.

    I had to throw away the keyboard and mouse they were so coated with food and coffee and mouse poop.
     
  5. Baby ants? How much food is in that keyboard? I want pics dammit!
     
  6. OMG wish you kept it... I collect that kinda stuff. :o
     
  7. just went and swapped it out...she had already cleaned up the ants but showed me a sticky note with a bunch of baby ants dead on the sticky part:lol:
     
  8. Haha, I'm sure I could find another one.

    There's a lot of programmers right near me, they don't shower, change clothes, or go to the doctor - I kinda doubt they clean their keyboards.
     
  9. omg. that is so gross. why are people so gross?
     
  10. Because it's illegal to kill them for spare parts.
     
  11. you have no idea wha gross is until you find a poop-stain on one of the chairs in your office area. One of the full time mainframe operators (i just fill in for vacations) apparently got a little freaky with himself one night and left a big brown asscrack stain on his chair. one of the other guys saw it the next day and it's been comedy ever since.
     
  12. Did you sniff it? :drool:
     
  13. Oh, that's awesome.
     
  14. Haha, that's even worse than the 'triangle' stain we see on people's chairs from spilling shit :p
     
  15. :barf: i hope he got fired. that is a health hazard.
     
  16. *looks at keyboard*

    *realizes I don't need to go to lunch today*

    *shake shake shake*
     
  17. How do you separate the beard hairs from the tasty morsels?
     

  18. What if it's the "other" hair ????? :barf:
     
  19. Why would I do such a silly thing like that?
     
  20. i'll bring in my digi cam tomorrow, his chairs have the worst triangle stains i've ever seen. it's suprising as well, the triangles are very small. he's a large guy.