just had a temp filling in for a user on medical leave call and ask for a new keyboard because there are baby ants living on crumbs inside the keyboard 

why_ask_why said:just had a temp filling in for a user on medical leave call and ask for a new keyboard because there are baby ants living on crumbs inside the keyboard![]()
OMG wish you kept it... I collect that kinda stuff. :oChikkenNoodul said:When I first started working here I was a contractor, and I was given the workstation of a contractor who had just left.
I had to throw away the keyboard and mouse they were so coated with food and coffee and mouse poop.
Haha, I'm sure I could find another one.April23 said:OMG wish you kept it... I collect that kinda stuff. :o
Because it's illegal to kill them for spare parts.ieholly said:omg. that is so gross. why are people so gross?
you have no idea wha gross is until you find a poop-stain on one of the chairs in your office area. One of the full time mainframe operators (i just fill in for vacations) apparently got a little freaky with himself one night and left a big brown asscrack stain on his chair. one of the other guys saw it the next day and it's been comedy ever since.ieholly said:omg. that is so gross. why are people so gross?
CletusJones said:you have no idea wha gross is until you find a poop-stain on one of the chairs in your office area. One of the full time mainframe operators (i just fill in for vacations) apparently got a little freaky with himself one night and left a big brown asscrack stain on his chair. one of the other guys saw it the next day and it's been comedy ever since.
Haha, that's even worse than the 'triangle' stain we see on people's chairs from spilling shitCletusJones said:you have no idea wha gross is until you find a poop-stain on one of the chairs in your office area. One of the full time mainframe operators (i just fill in for vacations) apparently got a little freaky with himself one night and left a big brown asscrack stain on his chair. one of the other guys saw it the next day and it's been comedy ever since.
CletusJones said:you have no idea wha gross is until you find a poop-stain on one of the chairs in your office area. One of the full time mainframe operators (i just fill in for vacations) apparently got a little freaky with himself one night and left a big brown asscrack stain on his chair. one of the other guys saw it the next day and it's been comedy ever since.
How do you separate the beard hairs from the tasty morsels?long tall smiley said:*looks at keyboard*
*realizes I don't need to go to lunch today*
*shake shake shake*
ChikkenNoodul said:How do you separate the beard hairs from the tasty morsels?
Why would I do such a silly thing like that?ChikkenNoodul said:How do you separate the beard hairs from the tasty morsels?
i'll bring in my digi cam tomorrow, his chairs have the worst triangle stains i've ever seen. it's suprising as well, the triangles are very small. he's a large guy.ChikkenNoodul said:Haha, that's even worse than the 'triangle' stain we see on people's chairs from spilling shit![]()