another retarded support call

shamwow

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just had a temp filling in for a user on medical leave call and ask for a new keyboard because there are baby ants living on crumbs inside the keyboard :lol:
 
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why_ask_why said:
just had a temp filling in for a user on medical leave call and ask for a new keyboard because there are baby ants living on crumbs inside the keyboard :lol:

Demand pics.
 

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ChikkenNoodul said:
When I first started working here I was a contractor, and I was given the workstation of a contractor who had just left.

I had to throw away the keyboard and mouse they were so coated with food and coffee and mouse poop.
OMG wish you kept it... I collect that kinda stuff. :o
 

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just went and swapped it out...she had already cleaned up the ants but showed me a sticky note with a bunch of baby ants dead on the sticky part:lol:
 
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ieholly said:
omg. that is so gross. why are people so gross?
you have no idea wha gross is until you find a poop-stain on one of the chairs in your office area. One of the full time mainframe operators (i just fill in for vacations) apparently got a little freaky with himself one night and left a big brown asscrack stain on his chair. one of the other guys saw it the next day and it's been comedy ever since.
 

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CletusJones said:
you have no idea wha gross is until you find a poop-stain on one of the chairs in your office area. One of the full time mainframe operators (i just fill in for vacations) apparently got a little freaky with himself one night and left a big brown asscrack stain on his chair. one of the other guys saw it the next day and it's been comedy ever since.
Did you sniff it? :drool:
 
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CletusJones said:
you have no idea wha gross is until you find a poop-stain on one of the chairs in your office area. One of the full time mainframe operators (i just fill in for vacations) apparently got a little freaky with himself one night and left a big brown asscrack stain on his chair. one of the other guys saw it the next day and it's been comedy ever since.
Haha, that's even worse than the 'triangle' stain we see on people's chairs from spilling shit :p
 
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ieholly

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CletusJones said:
you have no idea wha gross is until you find a poop-stain on one of the chairs in your office area. One of the full time mainframe operators (i just fill in for vacations) apparently got a little freaky with himself one night and left a big brown asscrack stain on his chair. one of the other guys saw it the next day and it's been comedy ever since.
:barf: i hope he got fired. that is a health hazard.
 
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ChikkenNoodul said:
Haha, that's even worse than the 'triangle' stain we see on people's chairs from spilling shit :p
i'll bring in my digi cam tomorrow, his chairs have the worst triangle stains i've ever seen. it's suprising as well, the triangles are very small. he's a large guy.