And...Hes off!

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Thats right, Ive been fed, delouced and now I have beers to drink!
I also have a nice wacom tablet that a buddy loaned me.
OMG what sorts of dumbassery will happen between now and the time I pass out?
WHO KNOWS?
WHO CARES?
WHO KILLED JR?

Also Im home alone and kinda bored , so heres the deal.
I will give 1000 of my personal marklars to whomever can maek me laugh the hardest over the course of the evening.
And Im not an easy audience. Im talking quality material is required here people.
So, whos up to the challenge?

Begin.

 

[thrawn]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

lol ok were off to a good start

 

[JAXvillain]

yeah, I'm home alone too...gf is out with a friend of hers in town visiting from cali...have a case of beer and a liver that can't say no

 

[thrawn]

i am home alone also...

not that that is a bad thing

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

o dear
we could have an e-circlejerk!

 

[Millions]

Draw us something!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Draw us something!

why dont YOU draw us something?
Youre the professional.

 

[Millions]

why dont YOU draw us something?
Youre the professional.

I say draw, rummy, draw! Is Millions gonna have to choke a bitch?!

And I'm at work...so no Wacom.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I say draw, rummy, draw! Is Millions gonna have to choke a bitch?!

And I'm at work...so no Wacom.

O shit , I thought you did it for work!
Youll have to give me some pointers sometime.
Im just makin shit up as I go along

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I drew this one a while back,

 

[thrawn]

o dear
we could have an e-circlejerk!

you gonna be in the middle

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

you gonna be in the middle

o shit
Ill wear my double layered hefty sack

 

[Mondoz]

Was the deloucing for your new job?
I hear being the head dishwasher at Carlos' Beer Garden gets you all the chicks.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Was the deloucing for your new job?
I hear being the head dishwasher at Carlos' Beer Garden gets you all the chicks.

Ima burn your shopping cart full of trash again if you aint careful

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I guess Ill go play some xbox since no one wants to play

 

[JAXvillain]

not enough members yet to keep the posts flowing

 

[thrawn]

I guess Ill go play some xbox since no one wants to play

i just got more lovely hairdos sent, would you like to see more

 

[Desslock]

I guess Ill go play some xbox since no one wants to play

Hey fuck you cracka.
Entertain yourself you fucking Texas twink.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

bah
I need a new game
Ive beaten fable and everything else I have
I need some halo2 or halflife2 luvin