And...Hes off!

Thread starter Mean Mr. Mustard
Start date Oct 15, 2004

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene

Oct 15, 2004

#21

Desslock said:
Hey fuck you cracka.
Entertain yourself you fucking Texas twink.

Ill poo in the backseat of your car

Desslock

Giant Member

Oct 15, 2004

#22

Drool-Boy said:
Ill poo in the backseat of your car

What else is new slutbowels.

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene

Oct 15, 2004

#23

Desslock said:
What else is new slutbowels.

poo in the govebox?

Desslock

Giant Member

Oct 15, 2004

#24

Drool-Boy said:
poo in the govebox?

Ha. I'd like to see you wedge your hairy, white ass in there.

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene

Oct 15, 2004

#25

Desslock said:
Ha. I'd like to see you wedge your hairy, white ass in there.

LOL
ya itd be a challenge if nothing else

Im not as skinny as I used to be :shady:

:shady:

Desslock

Giant Member

Oct 15, 2004

#26

Drool-Boy said:
LOL
ya itd be a challenge if nothing else
Im not as skinny as I used to be

I just got this picture in my head of you with your ass stuck in the glovebox. :fly:

:fly:

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene

Oct 15, 2004

#27

Desslock said:
I just got this picture in my head of you with your ass stuck in the glovebox.

LOL
Youd have to call triple A to get me out!

Desslock

Giant Member

Oct 15, 2004

#28

Drool-Boy said:
LOL
Youd have to call triple A to get me out!

I can imagine that call

Me: No. His ass is stuck in there.
AAA guy: Uh..his...ass?
Me. Yeah. He was trying to take a dump in the glovebox.
AAA guy: Sir, we don't have time for prank calls. *click*

JAXvillain

Curly_Sue

Oct 15, 2004

#29

then you'd have to grease his ass to get him out...ewwww :fly:

:fly:

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene

Oct 15, 2004

#30

Desslock said:
I can imagine that call

Me: No. His ass is stuck in there.
AAA guy: Uh..his...ass?
Me. Yeah. He was trying to take a dump in the glovebox.
AAA guy: Sir, we don't have time for prank calls. *click*

LOL
maybe if you starved me for a few days Id shrink and fall out.
Of course, youd have to put up with my bullshit too and from work for a while...

Desslock

Giant Member

Oct 15, 2004

#31

Drool-Boy said:
LOL
maybe if you starved me for a few days Id shrink and fall out.
Of course, youd have to put up with my bullshit too and from work for a while...

I'd just run the car into a ditch and report it stolen.

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene

Oct 15, 2004

#32

Desslock said:
I'd just run the car into a ditch and report it stolen.

I can see THAT Call

Yuo - What? You found my car?
Cops - Yes sir we did. But there was some crazy white guy stuck in the glove box. Know anything about that?
You - Um...a white guy? No sir, I dont know no white guys :shady:

:shady:

Desslock

Giant Member

Oct 15, 2004

#33

Drool-Boy said:
I can see THAT Call

Yuo - What? You found my car?
Cops - Yes sir we did. But there was some crazy white guy stuck in the glove box. Know anything about that?
You - Um...a white guy? No sir, I dont know no white guys

Hmmm.
I think I need to burn the car up too.

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene

Oct 15, 2004

#34

Desslock said:
Hmmm.
I think I need to burn the car up too.

Well then I think Ill just cross "Pooping in a glovebox" off of my "to do" list.....

M

Mondoz

Guest

Oct 16, 2004

#35

Drool-Boy said:
Ima burn your shopping cart full of trash again if you aint careful

You saw what happened to the last guy who tried to mess with my shopping cart.

You just stay the hell out of my parking lot, unless you want to end up on the wrong end of my Wand of Castration, buddy.

S

shockthemonkey

Guest

Oct 16, 2004

#36

Mondoz said:
You saw what happened to the last guy who tried to mess with my shopping cart.

You just stay the hell out of my parking lot, unless you want to end up on the wrong end of my Wand of Castration, buddy.

I'll donate 5 empty cans, 2 plastic walmart bags, an empty purse and a man's size 7 left sneaker with a hole in the heel for whoever burns mondoz's cart!

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene

Oct 16, 2004

#37

Desslock got the 1000 marklar
the whole ass stuck in a glove box thing was killin me

CletusJones

CUCKGBLR

Oct 16, 2004

#38

shockthemonkey said:
I'll donate 5 empty cans, 2 plastic walmart bags, an empty purse and a man's size 7 left sneaker with a hole in the heel for whoever burns mondoz's cart!

i would do it, but i've still got 23 days until i'm healed from my last bout with the wand of castration.

M

Mondoz

Guest

Oct 16, 2004

#39

shockthemonkey said:
I'll donate 5 empty cans, 2 plastic walmart bags, an empty purse and a man's size 7 left sneaker with a hole in the heel for whoever burns mondoz's cart!

I guess you didn't know about the asbestos enchantment I put on all my shopping carts now.

No matter, it'll be fun to watch the attempt.

CletusJones

CUCKGBLR

Oct 16, 2004

#40

Mondoz said:
I guess you didn't know about the asbestos enchantment I put on all my shopping carts now.

No matter, it'll be fun to watch the attempt.

i've been working on an anti-asbestos spray, just for that reason.

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