An ode to a missing comrade......

ChikkenNoodul said:
Ode to 'nev number the seventh:


Thou vowed to till the lawn
Whilst riding an ATV before dawn
Squirrels did laugh that day
As did the farmer raking his hay
For one does not often see
A portly man attacked by bees
Resulting from a catastrophic spill
Of a sixty-four ounce big gulp fill
For the dragline had snagged
On the very sprinkler of which his wife had nagged
The jolly fellow to install
As soon as he recovered from his fall
Whilst working on the retaining wall
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:lol: :happy: :lol:
 
Ode to 'nev number the eighth:

Oh 'nev I fear you have gone
Briskly into the bear den before dawn
Cleverly disguised as a seven eleven
A garish neon kind of heaven
For the hotdog machine was a sham
Implemented to gain some pink ham
Nay, the bears neglected one thing
For 'nevs cell phone once did ring
A text message from a wonderful place
Towards which he made great haste
In relative terms naturally
The store had just opened fully
Glory be his fortunes for
"Hot donuts" read the sign on the door
 
Ode to 'nev number the tenth:

He's reasonably proficient at drywall
Has tires for the 'bu that are whitewalls
Speaks with that north midwestern flair
Spends most days fleeing from a bear
More jolly than Santa
Won't touch the Fanta
Prefers the Mountain Dew instead
In sizes that would kill me dead
Does cabling on the cheap
With designs that make theac weep
 
If I have another child, and its a boy, I shall name him Scott.
 
Bubbles said:
Smileynev!!!! Like THE smileynev!!! :haaay:

I don't know you, but they speak highly of you and your bear issues round these parts.
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I ate a bear once. His name was hal.
 
BigDov said:
Cletus might..... if he still has last year's sekrat sandy claws list. Which I doubt :(
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Sorry I'm late to the thread. Mondoz's name IRL is Mike Richardson.

He was supposed to help with SS last year but dissappeared halfway through and was never heard from again. The last message I got from him was on 10/29/04. I looked through the stuff I've got and don't have an address, but I think I still have the pics of his pet flying squirrel.

He's been on genmay pretty recently though.
http://www.genmay.com/member.php?u=1307
 
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