I’ve been married 18!holy fuck, I've been married for 17 years.
Just not to the same person.
I’ve been married 18!holy fuck, I've been married for 17 years.
Well be @20 in a few weeks. Not sure how I've managed to not run her off by now but here we areholy fuck, I've been married for 17 years.
I wouldI’ll be 19 years this summer. Pretty sure my wife stays for the food.
Your wife is a very patient person.Well be @20 in a few weeks. Not sure how I've managed to not run her off by now but here we are
I just assume she lacks a sense of smellYour wife is a very patient person.
Getting technical, I guess @AppleTurkey's been with me since January of 2000. The ceremony's an easier date to pin stuff on though.Yesterday was our 17th anniversary here. We're not married or anything, fuck all that shit. But we met that day and we've been together since.
We recently renewed our mortgage vows, though.
Your own worst enemy.FLORIDA IS WIIIIILD
i went to this bar by the beach and i was watching a band play and made friends with some folks! they bought me drinks and i had a blast.
i met a 73 yr old retired Boston gangster who’s living his best life from all the cocaine he trafficked back in the 80s
omg he was so much fun ! his accent was the best! we partied and he drove me back to my hotel in his convertible.
we reached my hotel and sat in the parking lot. we were laughing and exchanging gangster stories and we were like omg cocaine was the besssst back in the day woohoooo cocaineeeee
then i get out of the car and is my fucking FO not sitting there on the bench looking right at me— he had been listening to the whole conversation.
he’s like “hey El Chapo, good talk with grandpa ?”
ugh
Yeah it's weird. Even I can tell and I don't get outaide.So we're getting 80°F days and 40°F nights and it's fucked.
That's amazing.FLORIDA IS WIIIIILD
i went to this bar by the beach and i was watching a band play and made friends with some folks! they bought me drinks and i had a blast.
i met a 73 yr old retired Boston gangster who’s living his best life from all the cocaine he trafficked back in the 80s
omg he was so much fun ! his accent was the best! we partied and he drove me back to my hotel in his convertible.
we reached my hotel and sat in the parking lot. we were laughing and exchanging gangster stories and we were like omg cocaine was the besssst back in the day woohoooo cocaineeeee
then i get out of the car and is my fucking FO not sitting there on the bench looking right at me— he had been listening to the whole conversation.
he’s like “hey El Chapo, good talk with grandpa ?”
ugh
wtf. You guys are supposed to be the nice ones. Well, not you specifically, but you know what I mean.ok so my FO is clearly racist and he low key throws jabs at me and at just anyone who’s not white.
i don’t know how many times he’s said ..
-mexican criminals with illegal guns are the real mass shooters
-oh those Chinese will eat anything
-your apple products are the gateway to the chinese
-the chinese are killing us with their fentanyl, we’ve tracked it back to them
-don’t fly air france, those french frogs like to crash their planes
-if you want to go for a swim in the ocean, book an air france flight
-the US border walls are down and there are 10,000 criminals crossing into the USA EVERY DAY!
-don’t go to idaho , they’ll getcha there with their cults
-korean cars are death traps
-the gays dont deserve flags
honestly i have never met a canadian citizen like this.
he’s super consumed with hate and conspiracy theories. no wonder he hasn’t gotten a blow job since the 90s
wtf. You guys are supposed to be the nice ones. Well, not you specifically, but you know what I mean.
Mine definitely does.I just assume she lacks a sense of smell