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[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I think that qualifies as pig dirt

Hey it's all from work, showered and shaved, washed my hair yesterday.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I can get away with wearing the same pair of pants for way too long at work. I sit in an AC'd office and usually don't shit my pants so they stay fairly clean

 

[fly]

I can get away with wearing the same pair of pants for way too long at work. I sit in an AC'd office and usually don't shit my pants so they stay fairly clean

I mean, that's probably most people...

 

[Strings]

Fly's right. Most folks don't shit themselves at work.

 

[Jehannum]

Fly's right. Most folks don't shit themselves at work.

I'm not most people.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Whoever did the design for this soap dispenser label knew what they were doing

 

[Strings]

Must've been a new guy doing quality assurance that day.

 

[kiwi]

Whoever did the design for this soap dispenser label knew what they were doing

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They are still giggling about how it actually made it through quality control.

 

[gee]

They are still giggling about how it actually made it through quality control.

Who's gonna sit in a boardroom with a bunch of upper management and dare say "that looks like a butthole" ?

Of course it passed.

 

[kiwi]

Who's gonna sit in a boardroom with a bunch of upper management and dare say "that looks like a butthole" ?

Of course it passed.

Not just a butt hole. A butt hole with a penis.

 

[ZRH]

Not just a butt hole. A butt hole with a penis.

I dont even understand what it's trying to say except "fuck me daddy"

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

That's a sticker somebody slapped on there.

 

[fly]

That's a sticker somebody slapped on there.

You are so fucking fun.

 

[kiwi]

You are so fucking fun.

Ne he’s not. He’s a buzzkill.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[ZRH]

Ne he’s not. He’s a buzzkill.

 

[Strings]

The lake is beautiful this morning and I was really really high last night.

 

[ZRH]

The lake is beautiful this morning and I was really really high last night.

That's what hippies and gun nuts do lol

 

[Petunia]

@tre @gee

i’ve been in calgary for about 12 days now and omg.. i think I love it here.
since i’ve been here:

i haven’t had one asthma attack (usually once a day)

i haven’t taken my ventolin (usually 2x a day)

i haven’t sneezed / no allergies

i pay 5% tax on everything

food is cheap AF

gas is cheaper

the air is soooo fresh and crisp

the people are so nice!

everyone here thinks Ontario is a hot mess (no lies told there)

ugh i kinda love it here! im 1:20 min away from Banff / Lake Louise and I’m thinking of going next week if I stick around.

no signs of the blurry roofer

 

[Mikeawesome]

@tre @gee

i’ve been in calgary for about 12 days now and omg.. i think I love it here.
since i’ve been here:

i haven’t had one asthma attack (usually once a day)

i haven’t taken my ventolin (usually 2x a day)

i haven’t sneezed / no allergies

i pay 5% tax on everything

food is cheap AF

gas is cheaper

the air is soooo fresh and crisp

the people are so nice!

everyone here thinks Ontario is a hot mess (no lies told there)

ugh i kinda love it here! im 1:20 min away from Banff / Lake Louise and I’m thinking of going next week if I stick around.

no signs of the blurry roofer

have you seen brett hart?