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Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
You didn't mention the large, white dog-suit. Did he take it with him?
She's been sparing/spearing with the small dogs in preparation . . . . . . {cue the dungeon master. bwahahahahahaha!}
I always wonder about that. Like, they're out of the white dildo, am I perpetuating a negative stereotype or damaging fantasy trail by buying the black or brown one for her? pleasure. She never looks at them in day light - that would kill the element of surprise.
I acquiesced and threw the one away - that scared me too.
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
So here's a funny bit of dick related racism, we have thousands of condoms at work of all types, one is fruity so lots of flavours, strawberry, blueberry, mint etc. The women always hand back the chocolate flavour because punters won't put on a dark brown condomI always wonder about that. Like, they're out of the white dildo, am I perpetuating a negative stereotype or damaging fantasy trail by buying the black or brown one for her? pleasure. She never looks at them in day light - that would kill the element of surprise.
I acquiesced and threw the one away - that scared me too.
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
Nope, I have them both with me. It's still peaceful and quiet regardless.
I was thinking it was because that would look like a shit stick. I wonder if it's white or black guys who have the most issue with the brown one. Bet they'd put it on if that's all there wasSo here's a funny bit of dick related racism, we have thousands of condoms at work of all types, one is fruity so lots of flavours, strawberry, blueberry, mint etc. The women always hand back the chocolate flavour because punters won't put on a dark brown condom
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Had a dream last night. Bought a new impact gun and it was gay. Put a socket on it and the socket developed lips with bright pink lipstick. Put the socket on a nut or bolt and... well imagine fly eating a popsicle and thats what it looked like.
The worst(best?) part was when you tried to get a bolt to unscrew. Put it on the bolt and hold the trigger and it would say "Ugga dugga" over and over and sounded like an old queen (not quite Harvey Fierstein, but sorta) and the longer you held the trigger down and the looser the bolt became the faster it would say "Ugga dugga"
The worst(best?) part was when you tried to get a bolt to unscrew. Put it on the bolt and hold the trigger and it would say "Ugga dugga" over and over and sounded like an old queen (not quite Harvey Fierstein, but sorta) and the longer you held the trigger down and the looser the bolt became the faster it would say "Ugga dugga"
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Wasn't deep per se, more kinda gravelly-gay. Harvey Fierstein meets Nathan Lane.
This sounds like a Chuck Tingle story.
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Putting the socket on the nut or bolt, the impact gun was like:
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flavoured condoms and lubes are absolutely horrible and cause yeast infections. they are only good for oral and not vaginalSo here's a funny bit of dick related racism, we have thousands of condoms at work of all types, one is fruity so lots of flavours, strawberry, blueberry, mint etc. The women always hand back the chocolate flavour because punters won't put on a dark brown condom
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