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[Petunia]

i know....

 

[fly]

guises
i’m having dinner with CEO tonight

Weaksauce

 

[fly]

see if you have an app called HUSHED

you buy a number for $2 and it’s yours for a week and it’s a “dummy number”

You can also try TextNow

 

[tre]

FAT BUSH is the best loose translation

FUPA

 

[Petunia]

Weaksauce

he asked me for dinner when i was hungry

 

[fly]

he asked me for dinner when i was hungry

You're better than that.

 

[Petunia]

You're better than that.

we’re having seafood yo
i’m poor now

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

he asked me for dinner when i was hungry

for dick?

 

[Strings]

The township just hung a no parking sign right next to where my neighbor has his truck parked.

 

[wetwillie]

The township just hung a no parking sign right next to were my neighbor has his truck parked.

Steal it and put it on your patio.

Add: Get a "No Wide Loads" sign if you really want to piss those ladies off.

 

[Petunia]

for dick?

 

[Domon]

You can also try TextNow

or just sign up for a google voice. New email, new #

 

[fly]

or just sign up for a google voice. New email, new #

Did you literally just reply and not read what she posted?

 

[Domon]

Did you literally just reply and not read what she posted?

I did not read the whole chain back, no

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

guises
i’m having dinner with CEO tonight

 

[Domon]

she was hungry (For dick) didnt you read?

 

[Petunia]

ew i was talking to this guy and he’s trashing his exwife (ok i get it) but then he’s like “she’s a fat pig who prob weighs 300lb, she will never dick again”
and i was like wtfffff is wrong with you like if you had a bad marriage ok but why attack her looks bro

THEN he made a racist comment about a PATIO TENT cuz it was red and he’s like “i have to be one of them asians to get a red patio tent”

and i was like ok bye

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

she was hungry (For dick) didnt you read?

Bro, can you really accuse me of not reading?

Did you literally just reply and not read what she posted?

 

[Valve1138]

Later on, at CEO's place...

 

[Valve1138]

Did you literally just reply and not read what she posted?

How much effort should we be putting in to posting here?