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[Domon]

Taking bets on when my power goes out due to this crazy wind and rain storm. Already 50,900 power outages in the power company's service area. I initially wagered $5.00 on 65,000 peak outages with my power going out at 11pm. That was an hour ago.

we had it all the way down here in DC too. Double tornado warning, sideways wind

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

@Mustard Dispenser @HipHugHer

Either of ya'll want a shaggin wagon?

1964 Plymouth Valiant SW - cars & trucks - by owner - vehicle...

Valiant V200 Station wagon 225 slant six, push button automatic Runs and drives but not street...

sanantonio.craigslist.org

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Heck yeah I'd ride around in that

 

[Strings]

Needs a little work but yeah.

 

[dbzeag]

The anus naturally opens to accept golf balls.

A trained anus takes in the golf club.

My goal is the whole golf bag.

 

[fly]

@fly

I don't get it.

 

[Strings]

I don't get it.

I thought a train was gonna come out of the tunnel and teach them what's what.

 

[fly]

I thought a train was gonna come out of the tunnel and teach them what's what.

Me too

 

[Strings]

Drunken frivolity isn't always the best option when it comes to train tracks.

 

[Valve1138]

we had it all the way down here in DC too. Double tornado warning, sideways wind

Damn, all we had was the rain.

 

[Josh]

Taking bets on when my power goes out due to this crazy wind and rain storm. Already 50,900 power outages in the power company's service area. I initially wagered $5.00 on 65,000 peak outages with my power going out at 11pm. That was an hour ago.

Had 2 momentary 3 second long power outages, but that was it. Wind was really howling though. Coming in sideways, window sill was wet. 89,000 central maine power customers without power this morning.

 

[HipHugHer]

@Mustard Dispenser @HipHugHer

Either of ya'll want a shaggin wagon?

1964 Plymouth Valiant SW - cars & trucks - by owner - vehicle...

Valiant V200 Station wagon 225 slant six, push button automatic Runs and drives but not street...

sanantonio.craigslist.org

I would drive that proudly.

 

[HipHugHer]

I remember my aunt and uncle having a Volare with a slant 6 back when. Was a kid at the time but I remember the slanted engine.
They always bought cars new. Might've been a 73 they were still driving in 78 or something but it was a current car at the time.

Same ones I got the Buick from.

 

[Strings]

I would drive that proudly.

As is

 

[HipHugHer]

As is

Yes!

 

[HipHugHer]

I'd hang curtains in the back windows.

 

[Strings]

I'd hang curtains in the back windows.

I'd get ya one of those nifty cup holders you hang from the window slot.

 

[gee]

Heck yeah I'd ride around in that

You could put some mean fuckin' wood paneling on it

 

[Josh]

I accidentally spiled some gas on my cellphone while filling up the generator in the dark when I got home an hour ago to no power. Fuck this phone smells awful now. I think just the case got a little gas on it.

 

[Domon]

I accidentally spiled some gas on my cellphone while filling up the generator in the dark when I got home an hour ago to no power. Fuck this phone smells awful now. I think just the case got a little gas on it.

thermoplastic will permanently smell like oils and solvents unfortunately.