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[Valve1138]

Yukon

Nice. I've been authorized to purchase one.

Getting a Yukon as well.

 

[APRIL]

I love potatoes.

 

[Peppers]

I love potatoes.

How do you make your cauliflower taste like potatoes?

 

[fly]

How do you make your cauliflower taste like potatoes?

Have you never had riced cauliflower?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Have you never had riced cauliflower?

 

[Peppers]

Have you never had riced cauliflower?

nope

 

[Jehannum]

Have you never had riced cauliflower?

Have you ever had riced Civic?

 

[Domon]

@fly you wanna sell a fuckton of smart range hoods on your amazon store that you for for free through rebate shenanigans?

6 (count) GE Profile 30" Smart Kitchen Hub / 600 CFM Range Hoods for $588 + free shipping

*This is branching off of the original post by jstndeals and can be merged if creating a new post wasn't the way to go about it. Buy 6 GE Profile Kitchen Hubs (adding 2 of each colors/links below) ...

slickdeals.net

 

[Petunia]

nope

you are missing on a whole world of awesome

 

[Domon]

riced cauliflower is pretty solid. Good flavor, good texture.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

riced cauliflower is pretty solid. Good flavor, good texture.

we had some that was labeled "same as mashed potatos!" but tasted liked bagged vomit

 

[Domon]

oh, its not potatoes, nor is it rice

And it rapidly gets not-good if it sits for a bit.

I would imagine pre-riced stuff is awful. We just toss a head'o'cauliflower in the food processor for 10 seconds so its super fresh

 

[HipHugHer]

This guy got banned from Yellowstone for 2 years for cooking chickens in the thermal springs.

Man Banned From Yellowstone National Park After Rangers Catch Him Cooking Chickens in the Hot Springs

The visitor from Idaho also faces hefty fines.

www.travelandleisure.com

 

[fly]

@fly you wanna sell a fuckton of smart range hoods on your amazon store that you for for free through rebate shenanigans?

6 (count) GE Profile 30" Smart Kitchen Hub / 600 CFM Range Hoods for $588 + free shipping

*This is branching off of the original post by jstndeals and can be merged if creating a new post wasn't the way to go about it. Buy 6 GE Profile Kitchen Hubs (adding 2 of each colors/links below) ...

slickdeals.net

Sure, why not. Let's see what happens.

 

[Strings]

we had some that was labeled "same as mashed potatos!" but tasted liked bagged vomit

I've never seen anything that claimed "tastes the same as" that tasted the same as.

 

[fly]

I've never seen anything that claimed "tastes the same as" that tasted the same as.

It's a recipe for failure. Buffalo cauliflower is fucking delicious, but it isn't chicken.

Wait, I take it back, cauliflower pizza crust is pretty unremarkable, just like thin crust pizza.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Biden winning and new S.O.A.D.?
Fuck me, 2020 is turning the corner.

Hear System of a Down's First New Music in 15 Years, 'Protect the Land' and 'Genocidal Humanoidz'

With Azerbaijan waging war against the homeland of the band members’ ancestors, the group decided to strike back and use its music to raise funds for its countrymen

www.rollingstone.com

Isn't their drummer MAGA somehow?

 

[Petunia]

Biden winning and new S.O.A.D.?
Fuck me, 2020 is turning the corner.

Hear System of a Down's First New Music in 15 Years, 'Protect the Land' and 'Genocidal Humanoidz'

With Azerbaijan waging war against the homeland of the band members’ ancestors, the group decided to strike back and use its music to raise funds for its countrymen

www.rollingstone.com

i love serj tankien soooooooo much. i have had a weird crush on him for years

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

i love serj tankien soooooooo much. i have had a weird crush on him for years

Can't even spell his damn name right smh

 

[OOD]

Y'all I really want this Mac and cheese recipe so if you would watch this 9 second video that would be great.

This kid is also trying to get 1000 subs if you feel inclined to sub.