Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Strings]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Work harder, not smarter

 

[Jehannum]

huh, an accurate map of Texas, found in a steakhouse in Stockholm.

 

[Petunia]

Nah. Most of my relatives live within a few miles and the ones that don’t won’t have me Hehe.

I’m thankful I have electricity today because thousands in my county don’t. The fires are getting closer. Eek!

meet me at the border and i’ll smuggle you in under my boobs

 

[Strings]

Between them sounds like it would be more comfortable.
If you're traveling very far.

 

[Strings]

Doubled

 

[Strings]

Oooo a 2fer

 

[Strings]

Oooo a 2fer

 

[Strings]

Tripled

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

huh, an accurate map of Texas, found in a steakhouse in Stockholm.

View attachment 12462

Surprisingly accurate.

 

[Strings]

should have minded my own business

 

[Strings]

Houston, we have a problem

 

[Strings]

Houston, we have a problem

 

[Immigrant]

Well, everyone else now smells what I’ve been smelling all along. Burning wood.

The hue outside is different every day. Today is a dull orange and it’s even inside, “shining” through the windows.

The only upside is no direct sunlight, so the 90° only feels like 80° to my aluminum shitbox and AC unit. And the power is still on.

 

[kiwi]

I move in two days.

even after getting rid of tons of things I have come to the conclusion that we have too much stuff.

 

[Valve1138]

I move in two days.

even after getting rid of tons of things I have come to the conclusion that we have too much stuff.

Burn it.

 

[Domon]

I move in two days.

even after getting rid of tons of things I have come to the conclusion that we have too much stuff.

Less is more. The same goes for children

 

[Mikeawesome]

says the guys maintaining a 70tb server

 

[kiwi]

Less is more. The same goes for children

I’ve considered leaving a couple of those behind too.

 

[Petunia]

Well, everyone else now smells what I’ve been smelling all along. Burning wood.

The hue outside is different every day. Today is a dull orange and it’s even inside, “shining” through the windows.

The only upside is no direct sunlight, so the 90° only feels like 80° to my aluminum shitbox and AC unit. And the power is still on.

must be sooooo eerie