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[CletusJones]

it's not made with the solvent

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

MMMMM TOLUENE I CANT FEEEL MY TONGUE ANYMORE!

 

[Jehannum]

MMMMM TOLUENE I CANT FEEEL MY TONGUE ANYMORE!

 

[fly]

not sure I want to try a beer based on an oil/solvent

alcohol is a solvent!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

alcohol is a solvent!

Water is a solvent.

 

[fly]

Water is a solvent.

I was waiting for that

 

[Jehannum]

I made my usual 2:1:1 tequila:orange liqueur:lime margaritas with patron citronage instead of grand marnier, and I am fuckin' hammered right now.

 

[ZRH]

I made my usual 2:1:1 tequila:orange liqueur:lime margaritas with patron citronage instead of grand marnier, and I am fuckin' hammered right now.

Can I borrow your carro?

 

[fly]

If anyone else is interested in fake drinking during Dry January, this dude is awesome and we'll be picking up some of his suggestions.

 

[ZRH]

If anyone else is interested in fake drinking during Dry January, this dude is awesome and we'll be picking up some of his suggestions.

The trick with mocktails is to not even bother with NA stuff. Stuff with unsweetened juice, vinegar, lots of bubbles, etc is just better.

 

[fly]

The trick with mocktails is to not even bother with NA stuff. Stuff with unsweetened juice, vinegar, lots of bubbles, etc is just better.

I disagree. Not everyone downs limeaid. All that shit is too sweet for me. A nice NA amaro, NA gin, and soda sounds quite nice.

 

[ZRH]

I disagree. Not everyone downs limeaid. All that shit is too sweet for me. A nice NA amaro, NA gin, and soda sounds quite nice.

I dont like sweet stuff either I dont drink limeade anymore, mostly matcha. The kind of sparkling water you use even matters cause if you think all water tastes the same But NA stuff is like vegan cheese, it's almost recognizable. Using stuff that enhances itself works way better because it's not trying to be what it's not.

Try on something more like tart cherry juice, fresh lime juice, topo chico (it's a specific brand of Mexican sparkling water), dash of rock salt.

 

[fly]

I dont like sweet stuff either I dont drink limeade anymore, mostly matcha. The kind of sparkling water you use even matters cause if you think all water tastes the same But NA stuff is like vegan cheese, it's almost recognizable. Using stuff that enhances itself works way better because it's not trying to be what it's not.

Try on something more like tart cherry juice, fresh lime juice, topo chico (it's a specific brand of Mexican sparkling water), dash of rock salt.

NA stuff has changed rather quicky dude. It's not vegan cheese. I'm on the hunt for these, but they are apparently almost indistinguishable from the real thing.

St. Agrestis Non-Alcoholic Phony Negroni®.

Non-alcoholic with nuanced juniper, citrus, and floral notes, the St. Agrestis Phony Negroni drinks with the same bitterness drinkers of the classic cocktail expect, sans alcohol. The St. Agrestis Phony Negroni is THE Negroni for when you’re not Negroni-ing.

stagrestis.com

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Allegedly, it’s national margarita day.

I was unaware, but fortunately had some anyway, and can therefore remain in compliance with the country’s wishes.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Everyday can be margarita day if you want it to be

 

[ZRH]

Everyday can be margarita day if you want it to be

It sure can. I used to love me a big gulp margarita.

 

[fly]

Allegedly, it’s national margarita day.

I was unaware, but fortunately had some anyway, and can therefore remain in compliance with the country’s wishes.

Well shit I missed marg day. FML

 

[fly]

Poured our very last Dick Creek beer today.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If your dick is creaking, you probably need some graphite.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Creaky Dick
Theres yer band name