A newborn idea...

[Dharma1521]

@ user name.

It just makes the fear more rational!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm still waiting for a regular model with self-healing foam for flesh

 

[b_sinning]

This thread made me think of what happened to my wife. We went out around my birthday to a local sex toy shop and got collection of items. For whatever reason she left the recipt in her purse and the recipt was very explicit in describing items bought. I guess it fell out of her purse at her work so as she was leaving yesterday she noticed that she had some recipt taped to up on her storage locker for her work supplies (hair color, etc.). She has no clue it was up there.

 

[b_sinning]

I'm still waiting for a regular model with self-healing foam for flesh

floam

So if you want you can let it dry and have a mold of your penis

 

[APRIL]

It just makes the fear more rational!

Ya know... you practically started the idea to this thread.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

floam

So if you want you can let it dry and have a mold of your penis

Nah, I want it to return to it's original state so the stab wounds and other 'damage' goes away

 

[shawndavid]

That Baby Grace wouldn't bleed like a real child though.

 

[Dharma1521]

Ya know... you practically started the idea to this thread.

what?

 

[fly]

RealBaby: Now with lifelike cracking pelvis!

 

[APRIL]

That Baby Grace wouldn't bleed like a real child though.

You are grosser than gross.

 

[thrawn]

i have too much time today

Spoiler

you have to start training them at a young age

 

[APRIL]

what?

Thread stemmed off of our conversation. You babybanger.

 

[b_sinning]

Nah, I want it to return to it's original state so the stab wounds and other 'damage' goes away

Daydreaming you're Captain Stabbin again?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Daydreaming you're Captain Stabbin again?

Playing Farm Machinery Accident++

 

[simple]

That Baby Grace wouldn't bleed like a real child though.

You could always cut up some mice and shove them up the preemie hole so it'll drip blood out of it as you're having your way with her - it kinda adds to the visual effect and I never minded the feeling of freshly mutilated mice fur on my junk ... OH I MEAN MY FRIEND NEVER MINDED yah my friend

 

[simple]

i have too much time today

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you have to start training them at a young age

MORE LIKE 100% AWESOME

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i have too much time today

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you have to start training them at a young age

Excellent use of the crappy smileys

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

uhhh.... I don't know how I should react to this thread or that site....

 

[b_sinning]

uhhh.... I don't know how I should react to this thread or that site....

adblock is the best response.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

They could replace soccer balls with those things