A newborn idea...

[fly]

This topic came up at lunch with April and Dharma432234... Would a newborn Realdoll be legal? I mean, its not like you're having sex with a real baby.

For those that don't know, www.Realdoll.com (NWS) is a company that makes realistic plastic people for lonely men.

 

[JAXvillain]

omg wtf fly
why stop there? how about a real doll corpse?

 

[thrawn]

cabbage patch kids are cheaper

 

[Desslock]

You rubberchild molestor.

 

[simple]

oh you mean this?

I had the same idea a few days ago in inline's thread here

 

[fly]

Dharma said she wanted one. Said it had something to do with her son, Diego.

 

[mattcohn.com]

Please, go ahead and explain that one to anyone who found that in your bedroom ever. Even if it's legal (which it might be because I *think* I heard that simulated child porn was ruled legal) you'd be found out and given perpetual looks from everyone you ever saw again.

 

[simple]

Please, go ahead and explain that one to anyone who found that in your bedroom ever. Even if it's legal (which it might be because I *think* I heard that simulated child porn was ruled legal) you'd be found out and given perpetual looks from everyone you ever saw again.

"it's just one of those new cabbage patch dolls, they're um, popular again"

 

[Dharma1521]

WTF Don't include me in this . . . .

 

[simple]

brb, I'm gonna sex me a preemie

 

[BeerAd]

So yeah, if it was being sold as a sexual toy it would very much be illegal. That would be like having a cartoon with micheal jackson in it

 

[mattcohn.com]

@ Fly's new username

 

[thrawn]

Please, go ahead and explain that one to anyone who found that in your bedroom ever. Even if it's legal (which it might be because I *think* I heard that simulated child porn was ruled legal) you'd be found out and given perpetual looks from everyone you ever saw again.

do you honestly think a single person here would give it a second thought if they saw that in april and ceiling fly's bedroom?

 

[BeerAd]

do you honestly think a single person here would give it a second thought if they saw that in april and ceiling fly's bedroom?

I wouldnt give it a single thought but i sure as hell would give it a single _ _ _ _ _ shit my key board broke, gods will, bwhwhahahahah

 

[simple]

So yeah, if it was being sold as a sexual toy it would very much be illegal. That would be like having a cartoon with micheal jackson in it

how about a child's suppository with michael's pic on it?

 

[b_sinning]

It probably would be illegal in most states. Of course oral sex and selling of dildos is illegal in some states.

 

[thrawn]

how about a child's suppository with michael's pic on it?

thats almost like fingering my own poopchute


HOT

 

[BeerAd]

how about a child's suppository with michael's pic on it?

As long as he doesnt have side burns I am sure it would be a hawt selling item!

 

[simple]

i was gonna chop the real baby doll into something of a sexual nature, but my morals kicked in









just kidding my photoshop crashed, waiting for it to reload

 

[APRIL]

@ user name.