a heart felt and funny e-mail from my mom on my birthday

Thank god she doesn't look like him.

The twins thing made me think of the boss in Scary Movie 3 singing about twins. Well twins as in boobs but it probably still applies here.


I love football on TV
Shots of Gina Lee
Hanging with my friends
And twins

I love burritos at four a.m.
Parties that never end
Dogs that love cats
And...and twins

And I love you, too
Here's to love songs!