Ontopic 21 Days of lockdown

gee

Blame It On The Gassa Nova
Sep 29, 2012
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I'm "working from home", but every day so far I've had to head into work to do something in person. Gotta do it again tomorrow.

Everyone's all paranoid/locked down at work. I'm in R&D and can't physically set foot in production/admin/software/purchasing groups, or step within 6 feet of another person even in my own department. Gotta violate that rule tomorrow and spend a couple hours in the machine shop. yaaaay
 
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Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title
Apr 18, 2016
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My lab (R&D) shares space with the QA lab. I have to go in tomorrow to do some testing.
If I need a shared piece of equipment I'll cough a lot. Should buy me enough time to finish up and leave by noon then stay home the rest of the week.
 

gee

Blame It On The Gassa Nova
Sep 29, 2012
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My lab (R&D) shares space with the QA lab. I have to go in tomorrow to do some testing.
If I need a shared piece of equipment I'll cough a lot. Should buy me enough time to finish up and leave by noon then stay home the rest of the week.
One good thing about this pandemic: nobody's stealing the fucking oscilloscope off my desk.
 

pacojas

Hoe hoe hoe Green Giant !
Apr 24, 2016
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i got nothing 😭
i want to learn something new,... a new language maybe. maybe learn all 23 ways to play the bass guitar!!
sweeps, tapping, double thumb, pick, pick & pluck, single strum, horsey gallop, double gallop, 16th note slap, 8th note staccato, ghost note chords, short distance chords, friendly-assist chords, etc.

oops,... double thumb IS 16th note slap,... OR IS IT???

fuck it!!! 😭
 

pacojas

Hoe hoe hoe Green Giant !
Apr 24, 2016
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so uninspired. yet & still ., i wrote a fuckin poem before i break some furniture..

and it goes a little something like thissss


China was first to bat, it's a swing & miss
Italian's ran up the score like, "we got this"
Trumpets blowing loudly as the walls resist
so, Mexico locked the border now peso's penniless

life was getting better, now we've hemorrhaged luck
never thought i'd find a woman who won't give a fuck
economic death smells funny,.. not like body rot
picture rivers flowing downstream from a bleeding rock


don't look at the facts they'll just slow you down
just fill up the camper and get out of town
that "shelter in place" is their best advice
if the net goes down then you are trapped like mice


if i owe something just be patient, don't follow me
i'll pay you back, when and if, we'll see
cause i see you, you won't see me, you're on the ground, i'm up a tree

i'll run up on ya, punch, bite, and kick,
take my bat and homerun your ass
uppercut and knee cap your jaw,
pistol whip and gun butt yaw,

shotgun pump ya and take all your fuckin toilet paper and make ya buy it back,
before i wet up yer sweater,..
your ass laying there bleeding, thinking, "i should've known better"

ohhhh,... westside mf'ers!!!


(optional chorus)
surgeon general says to step right up
he'll serve corona in your favorite cup
and when you get it please just pass it on
 

Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title
Apr 18, 2016
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so uninspired. yet & still ., i wrote a fuckin poem before i break some furniture..

and it goes a little something like thissss


China was first to bat, it's a swing & miss
Italian's ran up the score like, "we got this"
Trumpets blowing loudly as the walls resist
so, Mexico locked the border now peso's penniless

life was getting better, now we've hemorrhaged luck
never thought i'd find a woman who won't give a fuck
economic death smells funny,.. not like body rot
picture rivers flowing downstream from a bleeding rock


don't look at the facts they'll just slow you down
just fill up the camper and get out of town
that "shelter in place" is their best advice
if the net goes down then you are trapped like mice


if i owe something just be patient, don't follow me
i'll pay you back, when and if, we'll see
cause i see you, you won't see me, you're on the ground, i'm up a tree

i'll run up on ya, punch, bite, and kick,
take my bat and homerun your ass
uppercut and knee cap your jaw,
pistol whip and gun butt yaw,

shotgun pump ya and take all your fuckin toilet paper and make ya buy it back,
before i wet up yer sweater,..
your ass laying there bleeding, thinking, "i should've known better"

ohhhh,... westside mf'ers!!!


(optional chorus)
surgeon general says to step right up
he'll serve corona in your favorite cup
and when you get it please just pass it on
Put that to music using all your new bass techniques.
 

nukes

#Nuber
Apr 15, 2016
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i got nothing 😭
i want to learn something new,... a new language maybe. maybe learn all 23 ways to play the bass guitar!!
sweeps, tapping, double thumb, pick, pick & pluck, single strum, horsey gallop, double gallop, 16th note slap, 8th note staccato, ghost note chords, short distance chords, friendly-assist chords, etc.

oops,... double thumb IS 16th note slap,... OR IS IT???

fuck it!!! 😭
This exactly. I want to be the Stanley Jordan of bass.
So I can wow the drunks down at the Loyal Order of Moose #137.
 

wetwille

Vegan Bow Hunter
May 24, 2018
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so uninspired. yet & still ., i wrote a fuckin poem before i break some furniture..

and it goes a little something like thissss


China was first to bat, it's a swing & miss
Italian's ran up the score like, "we got this"
Trumpets blowing loudly as the walls resist
so, Mexico locked the border now peso's penniless

life was getting better, now we've hemorrhaged luck
never thought i'd find a woman who won't give a fuck
economic death smells funny,.. not like body rot
picture rivers flowing downstream from a bleeding rock


don't look at the facts they'll just slow you down
just fill up the camper and get out of town
that "shelter in place" is their best advice
if the net goes down then you are trapped like mice


if i owe something just be patient, don't follow me
i'll pay you back, when and if, we'll see
cause i see you, you won't see me, you're on the ground, i'm up a tree

i'll run up on ya, punch, bite, and kick,
take my bat and homerun your ass
uppercut and knee cap your jaw,
pistol whip and gun butt yaw,

shotgun pump ya and take all your fuckin toilet paper and make ya buy it back,
before i wet up yer sweater,..
your ass laying there bleeding, thinking, "i should've known better"

ohhhh,... westside mf'ers!!!


(optional chorus)
surgeon general says to step right up
he'll serve corona in your favorite cup
and when you get it please just pass it on
I like it!! GOnna try rapping it once the bleeryness leaves my stinking corpse.
 

HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
Apr 18, 2016
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so uninspired. yet & still ., i wrote a fuckin poem before i break some furniture..

and it goes a little something like thissss


China was first to bat, it's a swing & miss
Italian's ran up the score like, "we got this"
Trumpets blowing loudly as the walls resist
so, Mexico locked the border now peso's penniless

life was getting better, now we've hemorrhaged luck
never thought i'd find a woman who won't give a fuck
economic death smells funny,.. not like body rot
picture rivers flowing downstream from a bleeding rock


don't look at the facts they'll just slow you down
just fill up the camper and get out of town
that "shelter in place" is their best advice
if the net goes down then you are trapped like mice


if i owe something just be patient, don't follow me
i'll pay you back, when and if, we'll see
cause i see you, you won't see me, you're on the ground, i'm up a tree

i'll run up on ya, punch, bite, and kick,
take my bat and homerun your ass
uppercut and knee cap your jaw,
pistol whip and gun butt yaw,

shotgun pump ya and take all your fuckin toilet paper and make ya buy it back,
before i wet up yer sweater,..
your ass laying there bleeding, thinking, "i should've known better"

ohhhh,... westside mf'ers!!!


(optional chorus)
surgeon general says to step right up
he'll serve corona in your favorite cup
and when you get it please just pass it on
You got some word talent, Paco!
 

fly

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Oct 1, 2004
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Steam
mattressfish
so uninspired. yet & still ., i wrote a fuckin poem before i break some furniture..

and it goes a little something like thissss


China was first to bat, it's a swing & miss
Italian's ran up the score like, "we got this"
Trumpets blowing loudly as the walls resist
so, Mexico locked the border now peso's penniless

life was getting better, now we've hemorrhaged luck
never thought i'd find a woman who won't give a fuck
economic death smells funny,.. not like body rot
picture rivers flowing downstream from a bleeding rock


don't look at the facts they'll just slow you down
just fill up the camper and get out of town
that "shelter in place" is their best advice
if the net goes down then you are trapped like mice


if i owe something just be patient, don't follow me
i'll pay you back, when and if, we'll see
cause i see you, you won't see me, you're on the ground, i'm up a tree

i'll run up on ya, punch, bite, and kick,
take my bat and homerun your ass
uppercut and knee cap your jaw,
pistol whip and gun butt yaw,

shotgun pump ya and take all your fuckin toilet paper and make ya buy it back,
before i wet up yer sweater,..
your ass laying there bleeding, thinking, "i should've known better"

ohhhh,... westside mf'ers!!!


(optional chorus)
surgeon general says to step right up
he'll serve corona in your favorite cup
and when you get it please just pass it on
I lost it at optional chorus. :lol:+++++