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[gee]

Why in the world would you remove your leg hair?

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Miata owner.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Why in the world would you remove your leg hair?

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Back on the bike:

Rule #33

 

[Floptical]

Back on the bike:

Rule #33

Menstrual cycle

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Back on the bike:

Rule #33

What?

 

[gee]

Rule #96: thou shalt walk into the coffee shop with your clippy cloppy sounding shoes and an air of superiority about you while you order your macchiato. You are fast; therefore you must expect those around you to be fast, and shall complain loudly if the barista dares do something like bring a sandwich to somebody's table instead of preparing your beverage right then and there. And you shall ignore everyone else around you who stares at you thinking "who the fuck does this guy think he is", for they are not bikers, and they do not matter.

 

[Valve1138]

Rule #96: thou shalt walk into the coffee shop with your clippy cloppy sounding shoes and an air of superiority about you while you order your macchiato. You are fast; therefore you must expect those around you to be fast, and shall complain loudly if the barista dares do something like bring a sandwich to somebody's table instead of preparing your beverage right then and there. And you shall ignore everyone else around you who stares at you thinking "who the fuck does this guy think he is", for they are not bikers, and they do not matter.

You should stop expecting preferential treatment then.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Rule #96: thou shalt walk into the coffee shop with your clippy cloppy sounding shoes and an air of superiority about you while you order your macchiato. You are fast; therefore you must expect those around you to be fast, and shall complain loudly if the barista dares do something like bring a sandwich to somebody's table instead of preparing your beverage right then and there. And you shall ignore everyone else around you who stares at you thinking "who the fuck does this guy think he is", for they are not bikers, and they do not matter.

*cyclists

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

What?

Cyclists have been shaving their legs longer than women.

Furry legs just look weird in Lycra anyway.

 

[wetwillie]

I bike a little and don't shave. Wish I had more leg hair, it's a great protector if you are wearing shorts and working in brush conditions, something I do fairly regularly. Would save a lot of scratches. Sure my head hair has saved me 100s of times.

Furry legs just look weird in Lycra anyway.

My oldest daughter does that intentionally in the winter. Part of the "women don't need to shave" movement. *She has new b/f, showed up here shaved on all exposed bits.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Cyclists have been shaving their legs longer than women.

Furry legs just look weird in Lycra anyway.

No, that was directed to all of that.

 

[Immigrant]

No, that was directed to all of that.

They have to keep the rules weird or 13 year-olds on stingrays would dominate the sport.

 

[Immigrant]

That’s a joke, hoggz.

Please don’t get pissed.

 

[wetwillie]

You guys must be getting thirsty after all of that.

 

[Jehannum]

Cyclists have been shaving their legs longer than women.

Furry legs just look weird in Lycra anyway.

What kinda sasquatch leg hair have you got brewing if it's poofing out your lycra?

 

[fly]

I never understand why bike people where lycra when they aren't racing.

 

[APRIL]

Where is the lycra?

 

[Jehannum]

I never understand why bike people where lycra when they aren't racing.

I like cruising past the spandex walruses in my dad-shorts on the MUPs, on my shit-tier road bike with a 42:10 top gear.

 

[tre]

Where is the lycra?

lycra is the ware

 

[Ledboots]

Back on the bike:

Rule #33

The Rules of Douchery? Lol

 

[Valve1138]

I never understand why bike people where lycra when they aren't racing.

The same reason people dress up to run a race that they aren't running.

Shit, I've seen plenty of people in full triathlon gear that aren't doing the fucking triathlon.