14,000 SQ Ft of dead bodies, right here in Tampa Bay!

[Thorn Bird]

i'm also going to be a surrogate mother. can we postpone the trip for, oh, nine months? that's some big money, too!

 

[Bubbles]

i'm also going to be a surrogate mother. can we postpone the trip for, oh, nine months? that's some big money, too!

Ugh, you are a better person than I am. I don't even want my own children screwing with the shape of my body, much less someone elses.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And I only need 3 of them. Might as well make cash of the rest (too bad I've heard it's an EXTREMELY PAINFUL procedure).

Edit: only 2 more now.

It's the same process as going through IVF, you have to go on the pill for a month or so to regulate until the next cycle begins- then start taking hormone shots daily for three weeks with frequent ultrasounds, etc., then an HCG shot before the retrieval which is a general anaesthetic procedure where they remove the eggs from the ovaries by going through the uterus. Supposedly the pain for the next few days is pretty bad.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You can sell a ball for $250,000 these days..........it might be worth looking into.

Hmmmm..... I only NEED one......

Oh....right, damn

 

[itburnswhenipee]

You can sell a ball for $250,000 these days..........it might be worth looking into.

And exactly where would you go to do this? I don't recall seeing any testicles at the pawn shop.

 

[Bubbles]

Hmmmm..... I only NEED one......

Oh....right, damn

SOL

 

[kiwi]

It's the same process as going through IVF, you have to go on the pill for a month or so to regulate until the next cycle begins- then start taking hormone shots daily for three weeks with frequent ultrasounds, etc., then an HCG shot before the retrieval which is a general anaesthetic procedure where they remove the eggs from the ovaries by going through the uterus. Supposedly the pain for the next few days is pretty bad.

How do you know so much about harvesting eggs?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

How do you know so much about harvesting eggs?

There came a point when Almas caviar was no longer as esoteric and unattainable to the masses.

 

[fly]

There came a point when Almas caviar was no longer as esoteric and unattainable to the masses.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yumm

 

[Sp`ange]

that sounds totally awesome.

I wish there were pics.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

whats weird is that i was wondering this morning how long a pile of 20,000 bodies would take to decompose.

 

[APRIL]

That is incredibly awesome... silly gov't always trying to ruin our parties.

 

[Sp`ange]

http://www.bodiestheexhibition.com

 

[fly]

that sounds totally awesome.

I wish there were pics.

I'll be taking pics. Especially pics of the testes.

Chikken, want a plastic one?

 

[APRIL]

 

[Bubbles]

I'll be taking pics. Especially pics of the testes.

Chikken, want a plastic one?

Actually they aren't plastic. These are real dead Chinese people that have been preserved. So if Chikken wants a new ball......it's gonna be from a dead guy.

 

[fly]

Actually they aren't plastic. These are real dead Chinese people that have been preserved. So if Chikken wants a new ball......it's gonna be from a dead guy.

iirc, they have been preserved... in plastic. They have some process where the cells all take in this plastic, thereby freezing the body in time. In plastic.

edit: Plastination

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Actually they aren't plastic. These are real dead Chinese people that have been preserved. So if Chikken wants a new ball......it's gonna be from a dead guy.

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'll be taking pics. Especially pics of the testes.

Chikken, want a plastic one?

That could make for an interesting tale......

Sure!

 

[Bubbles]

iirc, they have been preserved... in plastic. They have some process where the cells all take in this plastic, thereby freezing the body in time. In plastic.

edit: Plastination

Oh.


Well, then just eat a dick.