FYI If you wanted to fight a bear what would be your strategy?

[Syrup Beaver]

Why would you want to?

Because after you eat the donuts, you need to find a new bag of donuts.

 

[Domon]

how about ONE Gigantopithecus blacki vs 50 MMA fighters

Gigantopithecus blacki is only known through fossil teeth and mandibles found in cave sites in Southeast Asia. As the name suggests, these are appreciably larger than those of living gorillas, but the exact size and structure of the rest of the body can only be estimated in the absence of additional findings. Dating methods have shown that G. blacki existed for about a million years, going extinct about 100,000 years ago after having been contemporary with (anatomically) modern humans (Homo sapiens) for tens of thousands of years, and co-existing with H. erectus before the appearance of H. sapiens.[2]

 

[water]

lol, blacki

 

[plot]

bigfoot?

 

[fly]

That fat tub of lard couldnt fight his way out of a bag of donuts.

Im pretty sure that fight got him where he is today.

 

[plot]

If a bear fought a gorilla, who would win?

 

[Domon]

If a bear fought a gorilla, who would win?

hmm, tough one. Id go with bear, they have claws AND teeth.

 

[CletusJones]

hmm, tough one. Id go with bear, they have claws AND teeth.

But gorillas have opposable thumbs

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Brown or polar vs. gorilla, my shekels are on the bear.

A black bear, doesn't stand a chance IMO.

 

[CletusJones]

Grizzly vs Silverback?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Grizzly vs Silverback?

Grizz all day long

 

[CletusJones]

Grizz all day long

Because claws?

I think the gorilla would still be a fierce competitor. With a few lessons on using sticks as weapons I think a gorilla would be way more lethal.

 

[water]

Because claws?

I think the gorilla would still be a fierce competitor. With a few lessons on using sticks as weapons I think a gorilla would be way more lethal.

Grizzly weighs twice as much.

 

[CletusJones]

But gorillas are huge

 

[Coqui]

But gorillas are huge

Not as big as a grizzly bear.

 

[CletusJones]

Not as big as a grizzly bear.

Gorillas throw feces to scare the bear away

 

[water]

But gorillas are huge

In the end it's all about weight/mass, it's why all combative sports have classes.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I read a story once about a hunter that unloaded a full magazine of 7mm mag into a grizzly, and just barely killed it before being killed himself.
Let that sink in.

 

[CletusJones]

I read a story once about a hunter that unloaded a full magazine of 7mm mag into a grizzly, and just barely killed it before being killed himself.
Let that sink in.

Fred Bear wouldn't have batted an eyelash.

 

[Domon]

I read a story once about a hunter that unloaded a full magazine of 7mm mag into a grizzly, and just barely killed it before being killed himself.
Let that sink in.

yep. Anyone who lives in grizzly territory knows that you carry a LARGE gun, not just a gun.

.45 at a minimum ive heard.