Thread Trooths Thread -- Tell Me About Your Truths... <<bored>>

[Mikeawesome]

guys stop talking his mom

 

[fly]

guys stop talking his mom

The only way to stop her from talking is to put your dick in her mouf

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The only way to stop her from talking is to put your dick in her mouf

Which is kinda weird, cuz when you pull it back out it usually has cake on it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Whoah, free cake!

 

[fly]

Whoah, free cake!

Free bonus!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Whoah, free cake!

yeah but its used

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Free certified pre owned cake!

 

[strawberry love]

now i want cake :|

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I want publix chocolate chip cookies

but cake would be nice

 

[strawberry love]

every time i see that word i think of pubic {hair}. and then that doesn't sound nearly as desirable as your original statement.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

You silly Canadian. Publix is fucking god damned wonderful

 

[my little brony]

Wow

Thanks ape. Thanks. I'll go cut myself now

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Why would you do that? You're not even on the.... oh

 

[strawberry love]

You silly Canadian. Publix is fucking god damned wonderful

I...live in New Jersey?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I thought you were in Canadia

Don't ask me why


Edit: why the hell would you admit to living in New Jersey?

 

[strawberry love]

I thought you were in Canadia

Don't ask me why


Edit: why the hell would you admit to living in New Jersey?

It's not so bad

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I've been there

The state of New Jersey does not trust it's residents to pump their own gas.
It's bad

 

[strawberry love]

I've been there

The state of New Jersey does not trust it's residents to pump their own gas.
It's bad

Ironically, not the first time this week I have heard that as a slight against my state

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Seriously, it's fucking retarded.

They don't even warn visitors that you can't pump your own gas. You pull up, go to get out and suddently there's this... dude there, looking all creepy and wanting to know which octane you want.
You eye him, tell him that you'll get it, and he says that he has to get it for you.
Shit, I got back in my truck and locked the door.

 

[my little brony]

Driving up a highway with nothing but trees on either side of the road
*sniff sniff*
"What's that smell?"
"New Jersey."