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[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

dog take that shirt off you are not a person

 

[AngryRooster]

You gon get ended.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

She is so patient with the stupid shit I do to her. She just sat there waiting for me to take it off. If I moved away she got up, followed, then sat down and looked at me.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Does anybody else ignore knocks at their front door? Everytime I actually succumb and open it it confirms my suspicion that I shouldn't bother.

Very, VERY few people have knocked on my door.

Every time someone does (That wasn't expected) I'm very amused they went through the trouble to get there.

 

[AngryRooster]

Very, VERY few people have knocked on my door.

Every time someone does (That wasn't expected) I'm very amused they went through the trouble to get there.

So, you live in the heart of darkness middle of nowhere? That must be nice.

 

[Petunia]

I went out for sushi for a late bday dinner and i ate like a pig!
Also, I went to see my dr regarding my liver and she weighed me and I'm now tipping the scales at 111.8lbs
I also have to stop drinking again! Ugh!
So I'm gonna try to go down to my comfortable weight of 105 before I travel to Paris. 6 lbs in 26 days!

 

[Mikeawesome]

fatty

 

[Petunia]

I haven't eaten bacon in ages.

 

[kiwi]

I went out for sushi for a late bday dinner and i ate like a pig!
Also, I went to see my dr regarding my liver and she weighed me and I'm now tipping the scales at 111.8lbs
I also have to stop drinking again! Ugh!
So I'm gonna try to go down to my comfortable weight of 105 before I travel to Paris. 6 lbs in 26 days!

We almost weigh the same amount!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'll answer knocks on my door in December (might be xmas gifts being delivered), July (bday gifts), or Halloween (cause not giving kids candy for Halloween is gay)

Giving kids candy on Halloween. Fuck that noise.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I don't ignore them. I get the gun/knife/whatever is handy at the moment and wait for them to go away. People who know me, as a general rule, will call before they come over. No phone call, no entry, no exceptions.

My mum posted some keys through our letter box last night and I was in bed. The OH was downstairs with headphones on and thought the jangle of keys was someone trying to get in the back door through the garden so he went out all commando running round the back garden with a baseball bat.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

She is so patient with the stupid shit I do to her. She just sat there waiting for me to take it off. If I moved away she got up, followed, then sat down and looked at me.

Awww, I've never put clothes on Kes yet. When she has her first season Imma have to buy her some panties to put on though, that will be hilarious. I wonder what size she is.

 

[APRIL]

So, you live in the heart of darkness middle of nowhere? That must be nice.

He lives in Mordor. Hence, no one simply walking there.

 

[APRIL]

Awww, I've never put clothes on Kes yet. When she has her first season Imma have to buy her some panties to put on though, that will be hilarious. I wonder what size she is.

When is she getting fixed.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

When is she getting fixed.

After her first season once she's matured.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

We almost weigh the same amount!

yeah but shes like 4ft tall and youre like almost 7ft

 

[APRIL]

 

[my little brony]

why are you people awake already