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nobody knocks on my door. they have to get through a doorman and a security swipe pad to get up the elevator and that doesn't happen
 
shamwow said:
nobody knocks on my door. they have to get through a doorman and a security swipe pad to get up the elevator and that doesn't happen
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I'll answer knocks on my door in December (might be xmas gifts being delivered), July (bday gifts), or Halloween (cause not giving kids candy for Halloween is gay)
 
I ignore knocks at my door. Usually it is some urban youth trying to sell something.

Also, because of my neighborhood, I now hate giving out Halloween candy. My neighborhood is the only decent sized one for roughly 5 square miles. It gets so damned crowded that one Halloween I was actually blocked out of my driveway because of so many cars parked in the street.
Also, we always get 15-18 year olds trying to get candy, and at least 4 fat ass redneck families that come to the door at least twice.

This year I am going to a Halloween party at a friend's condo.
 
Coqui said:
Cut a hole in the seat down through the floor. That way you don't even need to stop.
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They pulled over a trucker here in NS, who cut a hatch in the floor for that exact purpose. Apparently someone driving behind him called them in.
 
Khareesi said:
Does anybody else ignore knocks at their front door? Everytime I actually succumb and open it it confirms my suspicion that I shouldn't bother.
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I don't ignore them. I get the gun/knife/whatever is handy at the moment and wait for them to go away. People who know me, as a general rule, will call before they come over. No phone call, no entry, no exceptions.
 
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