posted by nemo earlier: http://www.bradycampaign.org/xshare/pdf/major-shootings.pdf
Posted by me just above:
Gun violence in America isn't a problem. You just perceive it as one because every isolated incident is beamed directly into your brain every minute. How many people in America own guns? We've already agreed that it's pretty much everyone, right? Millions and millions of gun owners in America. Millions and millions of guns. And yet the vast majority of gun owners never commit crimes with their guns. And the vast majority of people here have never been victimized by guns. And yet somehow there's a "problem."
The real problem lies in our rather annoying tendency to adopt a zero tolerance policy for things going awry in life. When things go wrong in America, special interests go apesh*t. A stroller collapsed and killed one baby in Ohio. 800,000 of them were sold over three years. RECALL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE STROLLERS. Several dozen people were shot in Colorado by a lone crazy person. Millions of gun owners, millions of guns. TAKE EVERYONE'S GUNS AWAY, EVEN THOUGH THIS DOESN'T AFFECT 99% OF AMERICANS. OR AT LEAST CONSIDER SWEEPING LEGISLATION THAT WILL ANNOY EVERY SINGLE GUN OWNER IN THE COUNTRY. BECAUES THAT SEEMS TO MAKE SENSE. 20 people got food poisoning at a Taco Bell. RECALL 10 MILLION TONS OF BEEF AND SHUT DOWN EVERY MEAT DISTRIBUTOR ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD. THIS WILL NOT STAND.
Why? Because we demand swift action. And we will cry until we get it. We are Americans! We are entitled to it. We deserve to have all of our problems pasteurized for us. Every problem has a solution! We know that almost none of what occurs elsewhere in America will ever affect us. In fact there is a nigh statistical impossibility that it will. But it doesn't matter. We demand swift and total action!
A list of things doesn't indicate a problem. It indicates a record. AKA a list.