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8 rivers.


It's like 8 mile, but... NM its probably just like it outside of the resort.

Tis nice there, I stayed at the Riu Ocho Rios a few years back. You can get herbs for about $10 an ounce. :shifty:

Pretty safe too, I took unlicensed cabs all the time, no problems. Just don't buy drugs on the beach, and don't go to Kingston.

One thing about Jamaica though, they are extremely homophobic (sometimes violently so), so tell fly to be careful.
 
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Tis nice there, I stayed at the Riu Ocho Rios a few years back. You can get herbs for about $10 an ounce. :shifty:

Pretty safe too, I took unlicensed cabs all the time, no problems. Just don't buy drugs on the beach, and don't go to Kingston.

One thing about Jamaica though, they are extremely homophobic (sometimes violently so), so tell fly to be careful.

No wayyyy. I want to leave the resort, but I've heard that too.. That its dangerous.

Beerad has already told Zac to buy a new less gay wardrobe.
 
No wayyyy. I want to leave the resort, but I've heard that too.. That its dangerous.

Beerad has already told Zac to buy a new less gay wardrobe.

The local bus to get me downtown was $1, the "tourist taxi" was $13. You can use US dollars also. Ocho is a tourist town, you'll be fine. Explore away, and go to Dunn's River falls.
 
$1600 to have just about my every need catered to for 8 days?

Martha, clear room on the credit card, Ima gonna make me a purchase!

at least in my experience, the food is pretty awful to make up for all the unlimited booze.
 
Oh, and if you're going downtown, ask your hotel what days the cruise ships come in, because it's fucking packed on those days, what with a few thousand people getting off the boat at once.

Definitely check out Dunn's River Falls - you literally get to climb a waterfall:

http://www.dunnsriverfallsja.com/
 
at least in my experience, the food is pretty awful to make up for all the unlimited booze.

the jerk is great, the fish is super fresh, eat local food, and it'll be fine. It's when you're eating a foreign version of american food that it sucks.