Thread Shens or no shens?

I have card board stand ups of each of you and we have dinner together every night.

even though I. Really want to meet you, I don't think I ever will. Please make sure my cardboard cutout offers oral and anal services for you hourly. You knows to make it realistic.
 
while on work trips I've gone to drool's house 3 times but have been to scared to actually go to the door unannounced. (I got his home address from an old UF card exchange.)