Thread Shens or no shens?

[Duke]

Correct, Until I learned her breasts were indeed smaller than mine I hated that bitch.

No shens, you're now a bitter ex-jock-type.

I jumped out a 2nd storey window whilst drunk once.

No shens, you are a klutzy idiot.

I have kissed a woman before.

Lol I win. I was track, xcountry, and swimming. Never played foose ball.

LOL I tricked you? Did you believe I had goats?

I remember I was annoying... I was scouring the net causing trouble thanks to a failed relationship and dire need for attention.

/typical chick

So, this must mean there are nudes out there.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My parents thought Animepark was retarded or something per the doctor at the time. They did an ambiotic fluid test thing when mom was only 26.

Hell, I thought he was retarded, until I saw him dance.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I believe my oral surgeon sexually assaulted me while I was under.

Shens, you are not Juleeeeeeeeee.

I have had vanilla relations with 63 women.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Shens, you are not Juleeeeeeeeee.

I have had vanilla relations with 63 women.

Yeah, right. More like 6.3 women.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I got a blowjob from a friend's mom at a cookout at their house while in high school.

I lost my virginity when I was 12.

I stood trial for assault.

I can get and maintain an erection on command and once applied to become an adult film star.

I once drove from Dallas to Denver in 6.8 hours. (770 miles)

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I got a blowjob from a friend's mom at a cookout at their house while in high school.

I lost my virginity when I was 12.

I stood trial for assault.

I can get and maintain an erection on command and once applied to become an adult film star.

I once drove from Dallas to Denver in 6.8 hours. (770 miles)

All bullshit.

 

[dbzeag]

shens, goddamnit

I kissed Sarah. shens debunked.

 

[APRIL]

Lol I win. I was track, xcountry, and swimming. Never played foose ball.



So, this must mean there are nudes out there.

LOL! Somehow there are not any online. Yay!

 

[dbzeag]

i didn't, but i'm sure he'd have no problem showing it to me

this is shens. I would have issues showing my body to you. You would laugh and I wouldn't be able to take rejection coming from you.

 

[APRIL]

Shens, you are not Juleeeeeeeeee.

I have had vanilla relations with 63 women.

Its true.... When I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Creepy+

I believe the 63 number, you're a man whore.

 

[dbzeag]

I got a blowjob from a friend's mom at a cookout at their house while in high school.

I lost my virginity when I was 12.

I stood trial for assault.

I can get and maintain an erection on command and once applied to become an adult film star.

I once drove from Dallas to Denver in 6.8 hours. (770 miles)

No shens on the porn star part. I could totally see you staring in porn (even straight porn), but you wouldn't because you are too plain. and because you have a son.

 

[APRIL]

No shens on the porn star part. I could totally see you staring in porn (even straight porn), but you wouldn't because you are too plain. and because you have a son.

He's too vanilla for all of those statements he made.

 

[Duke]

LOL! Somehow there are not any online. Yay!

Shens.

 

[tre]

LOL! Somehow there are not any online. Yay!

no shens because you have the body of a 14 year old

 

[Duke]

no shens because you have the body of a 14 year old

Found them. They are on www.isitatwink.com

 

[APRIL]

I hate you people!

 

[Sarcasmo]

He's too vanilla for all of those statements he made.

The one about my friend's mom is shens. She didn't blow me, but she did rub my junk in the kitchen. I was too freaked out to pursue it, though she was a milf.

 

[fly]

I can only jerk off with my left hand

I severed half the tendons on my left hand

 

[Floptical]

I have card board stand ups of each of you and we have dinner together every night.

 

[APRIL]

I can only jerk off with my left hand

I severed half the tendons on my left hand

Epic stranger.