Why won't you poop while he is there? Hell I poo with the door wide open at home. Fly loves me for who I am... poop and all! WEEEEEEEEmy BF is sleeping over this weekend til monday so i better get all my pooping out of my systemzzzzzzzz
Why won't you poop while he is there? Hell I poo with the door wide open at home. Fly loves me for who I am... poop and all! WEEEEEEEE
its too soon to poop in front of him... it took me 6 yrs to fart in front of my exhubby... and that was only cuz i was pregnant and it 'escaped'
its too soon to poop in front of him... it took me 6 yrs to fart in front of my exhubby... and that was only cuz i was pregnant and it 'escaped'
And thats when it all went down hill.
Never fart in front of a guy, its just gross.
So I'm guessing anal sex is out of the equation?its too soon to poop in front of him... it took me 6 yrs to fart in front of my exhubby... and that was only cuz i was pregnant and it 'escaped'
And thats when it all went down hill.
Never fart in front of a guy, its just gross.
But guys can fart in front of us? Hey gfy.
Its one of the few double standards that go our way.
Nothing like keeping the magic alive by ripping ass.
well at least he finally got you trained to use the commode
Im sure he was tired of steam cleaning the carpet every day
You're a girlie man, huh?
Female odors, especially bo, are one of the few things that seriously foul me out.
How does one distinguish between a male fart and a female one?