Halp To poop or not to poop, that is the question.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Crap in the shower.

Or in the kitchen sink, the side with the disposal on it

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Or in the kitchen sink, the side with the disposal on it

Yeah, disposals are awesome for that.

Too bad the counter always collapses when I try it.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Man we don't have disposals here.

 

[JAXvillain]

Man we don't have disposals here.

nearby dumpster? oh, right. don't shit where you eat.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That actually wasn't a bad one.

Well played.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Good lord-- just shit in the toilet and take a shower. Or use a copy of the Daily Mail. You know, whichever.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Like I'd let the daily fail get through my front door. Who do you think I am sir? I have standards!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

dont you have a cat? Theyre self cleaning, too.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Nah, cat left.

Cats are assholes.

 

[eileenbunny]

Why don't you go get something out of a dumpster to wipe with?


Or here's a wild and crazy suggestion....go buy some toilet paper!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I did do actually.

 

[plot]

You seem to be out of toilet paper alot.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yeah, like twice so far in the forums history.

My gawd.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's a lot.

I'd be calling the national guard if I ran out.

 

[Sarcasmo]

If you push it out in one fluid go you won't need toilet paper. You only have to wipe when you pinch it off.

 

[plot]

And both times have been recently.

I can honestly say I've never ran out of toilet paper before.

 

[ZRH]

For reals, like 38 pack lasts a year.

 

[eileenbunny]

For reals, like 38 pack lasts a year.

You aren't a girl.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You aren't a girl.

Indeed.

 

[ZRH]

Indeed.

Independent 3rd party validation say what.