As it seems I missed my mothers birthday (apparently) 4 days ago, and also now my fathers by 2 days let us all congratulate him on reaching such a ripe old age without yet getting a criminal record.
WAHEY!!!
WAHEY!!!
Way to get older you fuckwit
Ill order a zimmerman with flames down the side for you that plays the benny hill theme as you push it around
I did mean to call and say your grandad is proud of you for what you did at reddit.
Happy birthday you old geezer! Are you having a laugh now?
And that video is the best present I could ever get. I'm almost in bits watching it.
He is at my expense As uaual.
He didnt tell me on purpsoe. Just so he could make me look bad.
He is at my expense As uaual.
He didnt tell me on purpsoe. Just so he could make me look bad.
You've known it's his birthday for the past 22.5 years. Blame is all on you.
Use google calendar! That's how I remember shizz... it will remind you by email, text, or on screen. YOU CANT HIDE FROM THE PATERNAL BDAYSS ANY LONGGERRR