As it seems I missed my mothers birthday (apparently) 4 days ago, and also now my fathers by 2 days let us all congratulate him on reaching such a ripe old age without yet getting a criminal record.
WAHEY!!!
WAHEY!!!
Halp HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DJBRENTON
- Thread starter Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
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And by 23 means nothing I mean in like comparison to like 52, or 55, or 60. how old are you again?
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Way to get older you fuckwit
Ill order a zimmerman with flames down the side for you that plays the benny hill theme as you push it around
Ill order a zimmerman with flames down the side for you that plays the benny hill theme as you push it around
GET ON DOWN
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it's yer biefday
Phew. That must mean Im still 4. Thats a great excuse for missing your birthday.
What kind of 4 yr old secretary knows the first thing about dates?
JUST FOR YOU DAD!!
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Some things are more important than birthdays.
I was in fact petitioning roudn thei nternet on your birthday all nigth long frmo what I remember.
Definitely the best excuse there could be.
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Some things are more important than birthdays.
I was in fact petitioning roudn thei nternet on your birthday all nigth long frmo what I remember.
Definitely the best excuse there could be.
He texted me actually. Brought more tears my eyes. It was en emotional day our birthday, and the proceeding one.
But not because it was your birthday.
But yeah.
He is at my expense As uaual.
He didnt tell me on purpsoe. Just so he could make me look bad.
Qell there you go then,
Its the thought that counts.
And your birthday was wonderful, Im sure you were watching the signatrues go up like I was and welling with pride.
You've known it's his birthday for the past 22.5 years. Blame is all on you.
Use google calendar! That's how I remember shizz... it will remind you by email, text, or on screen. YOU CANT HIDE FROM THE PATERNAL BDAYSS ANY LONGGERRR
You've known it's his birthday for the past 22.5 years. Blame is all on you.
Use google calendar! That's how I remember shizz... it will remind you by email, text, or on screen. YOU CANT HIDE FROM THE PATERNAL BDAYSS ANY LONGGERRR
OH YEAH I KNEW WHN I WAS 5MONTHS OLD AND 1.5YRS OLD