Halp HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DJBRENTON

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You are so competent at it, I don't think anyone could make you look bad.

I am uite skilled really.

i have on person to thank

and i thinyk ou can allguess who.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You've known it's his birthday for the past 22.5 years. Blame is all on you.

Use google calendar! That's how I remember shizz... it will remind you by email, text, or on screen. YOU CANT HIDE FROM THE PATERNAL BDAYSS ANY LONGGERRR

i did well last eyar

I think

I made a thread at least anyway

And probably got socks and toblerone.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I am uite skilled really.

i have on person to thank

and i thinyk ou can allguess who.

JIm Beam?

 

[DJBrenton]

I feel this is appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHA4Jh5jkw

Great tune. We need another music battle one night.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Real tlk I apologise

But you know im a shitbag

and i cant hel it

but i do like you dad

and im drunk so its true#

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

JIm Beam?

thats 2 pople

 

[APRIL]

Carys, the post whore of 1/20/2012.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

thats 2 pople

nois on bogl of whisge

 

[DJBrenton]

Real tlk I apologise

But you know im a shitbag

and i cant hel it

but i do like you dad

and im drunk so its true#

I spent my birthday evening proudly watching you take leadership on the petition. I couldn't have asked for more TBH.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Carys, the post whore of 1/20/2012.

someone had to take advnatge which chikken was away

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I spent my birthday evening proudly watching you take leadership on the petition. I couldn't have asked for more TBH.

thank you. Im glad yu approve. It means a lot and grandsd text set me up blubbering. Nothing better than knwoing youve helped achieve something great.



i was going to call after his text to ask him what you said but like i said i do not has your number anymre

 

[DJBrenton]

thank you. Im glad yu approve. It means a lot and grandsd text set me up blubbering. Nothing better than knwoing youve helped achieve something great.



i was going to call after his text to ask him what you said but like i said i do not has your number anymre

I've changed it and gone ex-directory. Sorry but you're not on the list you're not getting in.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Wish i hadnt send you that video, i keep F5ing it and getting druker

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I've changed it and gone ex-directory. Sorry but you're not on the list you're not getting in.

Tsk

Ill starta petition to get it then

 

[ZRH]

Tsk

Ill starta petition to get it then

Call the phone company, tell them he lost it somewhere in your car and you cant remember the number, could you please have it so you can find the phone.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Call the phone company, tell them he lost it somewhere in your car and you cant remember the number, could you please have it so you can find the phone.

too much efffort

ill just drive round, gain entry and nick his phone

then ill know the bloody nmber,

 

[DJBrenton]

Call the phone company, tell them he lost it somewhere in your car and you cant remember the number, could you please have it so you can find the phone.

That would work except I've never told her my real name.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

thats true

your real name sucks ass.

i prefer zaphod beeblebrox

 

[DJBrenton]

That was going to be your brothers name if firstwifetard hadn't been such a tightass.

 

[ZRH]

You two deserve each other, that's how we know she's your real daughter.