I think lots of little boys play dress-up with mommy's clothes. Whatever though. A gay child is the least of my concerns. I'm gonna be lucky if this thing isn't a mutant.
I was putting my pumps on and strutting when I was 5.
I think lots of little boys play dress-up with mommy's clothes. Whatever though. A gay child is the least of my concerns. I'm gonna be lucky if this thing isn't a mutant.
She's going to have a hard time leading a romantic comedy while looking like she'd rape a woman in a prison shower scene.
I figure I have 10 years to make myself look mean before the boys start coming to the door.
Maybe a gravel face-plant....
That could work, I've wanted to get a grinding wheel for the porch and sit there grinding axes when people come to visit....pick your teeth with a fire axe when answering the door
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Try 4. My 6 year old informed me in the car she needed to ask someone to the school Sweetheart dance (meant to be a family event, the whole family comes, they play music, no real slow music, have face painting, etc). I tried to convince her that it was okay to just go with your family. "NO, we HAVE to ask someone before." The worst part is apparently someone already asked the guy she wanted too. Luckily she got sick and we didn't make it at all.
She should have kept it.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Try 4. My 6 year old informed me in the car she needed to ask someone to the school Sweetheart dance (meant to be a family event, the whole family comes, they play music, no real slow music, have face painting, etc). I tried to convince her that it was okay to just go with your family. "NO, we HAVE to ask someone before." The worst part is apparently someone already asked the guy she wanted too. Luckily she got sick and we didn't make it at all.
I figure I have 10 years to make myself look mean before the boys start coming to the door.
Maybe a gravel face-plant....